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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Veho, May 15, 2010.
Old, but nonetheless a fail of epic proportions
I had to read it twice to get it but lmao
They should have quoted the joke too.
I did LOL.
Hah. Almost as good as...
Seriously, I don't get it.
The couples were downstairs and the burglar was upstairs and a man down stairs told a joke and the burglar upstairs heard it and cracked up laughing.
Oh I see.
I just heard something.
Quick, tell a joke! Anyone know any good ones?
An old Scot and a young Scot were sitting in the pub talking.
The old man says to the young man;
“Son, look out the window. You see that stone fence stretchin’ out ‘cross the moor as far as yer eye can see?
Well I built that fence with me own two hands.
But, do they call me MacGregor the fence builder?
“Now ya take a look up at the bar.
See the perfectly constructed thing of beauty stretchin’ across this great hall?
Well, I built that bar with me own two hands.
But, do they call me MacGregor the bar builder?
“Now take a look toward the sea.
Do you see that magnificent pier, sturdy and straight, unmoving again't the sea and all her wrath?
Well, I built that pier with me own two hands.
But, do they call me MacGregor the pier builder?
Then MacGregor leans in close to the young man and whispers….
“But ya fuck one goat…”
^Funny and so very damn true at the same time. >: People like to focus on another's flaws, rather than the good they've done.
That's a pretty big flaw.
To those who didnt get it
they KNEW THERE was a thief, because the man told a joke
and an unknown man was laughing upstairs
SERIOUSLY IT MADE ME LOL!!!
Convenient, I was thinking of this one earlier today:
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty walk into a nightclub.
I don't get it
They're well known for excessive alcohol and drug use, so it's unlikely they'd be able to walk anywhere. Bit of an intellectual one (and I don't even know if they're well known over there), and after I posted, I really thought it would work better if they were walking out.
Yeah. I suspected it might be something along these lines but it just didn't have the zing, so I thought I was just missing something.