LIVE on Hotland TV! Mettaton's Visit to GBAtemp!

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  1. Deck of Noobs
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    My name is Mettaton, the absolutely fabulous robot star of Hotland.

    I came to GBAtemp to get a view of what surface internet is like (and to show my fans as well), and I'm here to interview whoever comments on this post first. Let's see who we meet!

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    ...A platypus dressed up as a devil?! Well, anyways, tell our fans about yourself.

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    Hello?

    ...No connection. Anyone else?
     
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    PK101 Cuttin' shit up in dis thread.

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    fuck you you're not first

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    Umm...anyways, tell our fans about yourself.
     
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    PK101 Cuttin' shit up in dis thread.

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    get off my stage or i'll eat your children

    Sorry folks, but we have some trolls here. Please stay calm.
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  8. PK101

    PK101 Cuttin' shit up in dis thread.

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
     
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    OK folks, we're back on the air. Ignore PK101, he has no respect for our series :glare:. How about we interview a popular user, say, @VinsCool ?
     
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    YOU EITHER GET INTERVIEWED OR BE SENT TO THE DUNGEON.
    THE DUNGEON HAS JERRY.
    YOU WON'T LIKE JERRY.
     
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    Hi Mettaton! I hate your fans, your fandom, and your ESPECIALLY your creator, Alphys!
     
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    Alright, who booked my show in the EOF? WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU'RE GETTING FIRED AND SENT TO MY NEW DUNGEON, TUMBLR IMMEDIATELY
     
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    Alright, fools, nobody else can be "first"! Think back to when you learned how to count, guys....
     
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