List of "Insufferable Words"

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  1. Foxi4
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    Hello boys and girls!

    In this thread, I will be listing phrases which you should never use, unless you have an elaborate joke built around them. Should you choose to use them, I hope you get banned to oblivion because you deserve it.

    Today's "Insufferable Word" is... "$ony"

    If you use this term in just about any context, please approach the nearest mirror and punch yourself in the mouth, then punch the guy in the mirror for good measure.

    Users are free to submit additional "Insufferable Words" - I shall review them and add them to the list if I deem them worthy.

    Thank you for your co-operation and remember - this is not censorship, banning for this would be a mercy and a righteous cleansing.
     


  2. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    inb4Nin10yearoldsSubmitNin10yearoldAndNin10doh ;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O;O
     
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    Hence my strict moderation of the thread. ;O;
     
  4. EZ-Megaman

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    "Could/should/would of" kind of bugs me because it should be a contraction of 's/w/could have'. I dunno if that's too relevant to what you're looking for, though.

    Also... *insert lame comment about how shift-4 = $ and Foxi4 is therefore Foxi$/Foxii$ony/Foxi$ega/whatever?*

    *Yawns*. Yeah..I'm probably not thinking straight. x.x;
     
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    I agree. English isn't even my first language and I know it's "could've". Anybody who makes this fatal mistake should punch him/herself in the mouth. We live in a world where just about any device you can type on has built-in spell check and yet people's grammar only seems to deteriorate.
     
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    Let us not forget M$, an equally frustrating and insufferable abbreviation for Microsoft
     
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    I will limit myself to adding one word daily myself, but I was hoping someone will say this.
     
  8. GameWinner

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    $orny is also used by a certain member on this site. Bugs me.
     
  9. raulpica

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    Foxi4 is a $ony fanboi
     
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  11. BORTZ

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    I would like to add the phrase "sorry, not sorry". When someone says that to me and has the audacity to dare a glance into my eyes, I suddenly find the strength of to bears and the ability to punch all the way through their face, grab their spinal cord, and remove it through their former mouth hole.
     
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    Foxi4: You sure make me feel like loving you $ony.

     
  13. Foxi4
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    It's not about fanboyism, it's about backwards logic, and it doesn't matter if it's "Micro$oft", "$ony" or anything else. A company wants your money? Call the business police, that's unacceptable! Oh, wait, making money is the whole point of "business", my bad.
     
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    Besides, calling them $ony is technically incorrect, because Sony is doomed ;O;
    I think -$ony would be more accurate ;O;
     
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    Foxi4 thinks it okay to hate apple but once its $ony... its a business and the whole of point is to make money... ;O;
     
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    Any phrase posted by Guild McCommunist
     
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    I don't "hate on Apple", I just think most of their products are shit because they are, at least in comparison to the competition's, especially price-wise. "Crapple" is just as bad as "$ony" or "Micro$oft".
     
  18. Flame

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    than why you hate on Nintendo Products? :tpi:
     
  19. Foxi4
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    I don't hate, I criticize sub-par products and services.
     
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    The most insufferable word ever invented is Xbox.
    Please someone give that man a dunce hat so I can sleep at night.
     
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