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There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!


Owned.
 

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There once was a man from deep space
And all you could see was his face
It seemed that his gig
Was to make you move zig
Or else he would take all your base.
 

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Watching porn one night in his flat,
upon his bed, Timothy sat.
As he unzipped his fly,
he looked up with a sigh,
"Some privacy please, Ceiling Cat!"
 

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Nantucket you say?

There once was a man from Nantucket
whose walrus oh so luved its bukket.
One day walrus groaned,
it had just gotten pwned;
Said the lolcat "O HAI, I JUST TUK IT".
 

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This thread is full of lulz!

There once was a guy named Chuck Norris
Who landed on the ground before us
Would he slap us with his dick?
Or try a roundhouse kick?
In the end he decided to gore us.
 

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Once a boy with a Wii
Wanted to play Brawl
He went into a forum and asked
Does it work on pal?
'Sure!" He got answered
And decided to try right now
But then he realized
He just got tricked
And stand sad with his Wii
that now was bricked
 

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There once was a man from Bejing
Who invented a jackoff machine
He put his prick in it
Done a thousand beats a minute
And turned his poor balls to cream
 

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There once was a man from Bejing
Who invented a jackoff machine.
Both concave and convex,
It could do any sex,
But the thing was a bugger to clean.
 

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I got an invitation from the board of education
to do an operation on a girl
I stuck my dictation in her lower elevation
to increase the population of the world
Nine months later, one day pain, Oscar was his name
Oscar was a bastard, mother was a whore
Oscar wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore
 

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There once was a young man from Reeling
Devoid of all delicate feeling.
When he read on the door
"Don't shit on the floor",
He jumped up... and shat on the ceiling.

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There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were made out of brass.
When they'd clang together,
They'd play "Stormy Weather",
And lightning'd shoot out of his ass.
 

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