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Bit of a field specific one but-

How many street skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One but it will take him 20 tries
 

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off topic on topic, I haven't seen a screw fit light fitting outside of museums, do other countries still use them?

How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb

Only one, but the light bulb hass got to really want to change.
 

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How many settlers from the year 1700 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they use candles
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Alright, I'll go hang myself for that terrible joke.
 

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Bayonet fitting, but never read up on it before. You know I'm actually quite well travelled but have never had the need to change a light bulb when abroad.

EDIT:

How many English men does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are illegal, but compact fluorescent lamp doesn't scan.
 

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to spin the room.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the question is how the hell did they get in there in the first place?
 

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