someone make lord of the bulbs please
in the dark ages, 7 bulbs are given to different races.
blondies, dwarves mouses, catboys, foxboys, humans and orcs
the great master Light creates the ultimate bulb, but after 2 centuries it needs replacement.
the orcs have guarded the place so that noone will replace it.
the ultimate eye, the light tower watches every ship and man
one random janitor has been put on the quest to replace the bulb.