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A mail/petition for GBAtemp being excluded from OpenCritic. I'm a bit lazy so I'm going to borrow you people's help, I'll put the topics I have found relevant here and after we compose a decent text I'll make it reach where it should.

  • Modern sonic games getting awesome scores
  • Fujoshi/gay game being GBAtemp's 2017 GOTY
  • Clear bias for low quality Vita games
  • A reviewer's name ends with DILDO
  • Unironically using the term "artificial difficulty" everywhere
  • Virtual boy is an awesome console
I'm sure you guys can find more stuff too.

This will be a fun ride.
 

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Hey @Chary I think somebody disagrees with your Odyssey score lol.
Friend, you must understand reviews are subjective. It's a complicated word so let me break it down for you. It means it's an opinion. Based on an individual's own experiences. If you agree with it, it's great; if not, hey, you have a different opinion. That's great! If you want to get your opinion across to the masses, by all means write your own review. There's a drought of user reviews, and there has been for a good while. I would love to read what you think about these things.
 

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This is probably the silliest thread I've seen in a long time. Nice!

  • If a Sonic game deserves a good score, it will get a good score. That's what's called an honest review.
  • We haven't decided on a GOTY for 2017 yet, so that's just false.
  • What's considered a low quality Vita game, you mean Visual Novels? And how are we biased towards them?
  • A reviewers username might end with that word, but his actual name is used for the review itself.
  • Artificial difficulty is a term that is quite useful. It's when the developers make something very difficult for no apparent reason, often forcing you to grind or spend a lot of time. Someone else might just call it "unfair".
  • If the Virtual Boy is awesome, so what? What does that have to do with OpenCritic? (And if it really was all that awesome, it wouldn't have flopped like it did).
 

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I really want you guys to be civil here.

I know there are people who will help me out. There's a lot of critique going on about the reviews and I could probably get this done just by copy&pasting those posts, but I'd rather these people would come here and put it in more appropriate format.

Let's not give the moderation reasons to lock this. Specially if you are in the crowd calling me a "crybaby", that would be ironic and pitiful. Also this work here will be done regardless of what the moderation does to the thread.
 
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Let's not give the moderation reasons to lock this.
They probably won't, and we can shitpost all we want, because it got EoF'd!

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Moderation got scared. I'll be deleting this soon unless someone is writing something useful. Only retards access this section.

I have come to your home.
I have demanded your heads.
Your door is closed.
Soon I'll bring the battering ham.
 

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Moderation got scared. I'll be deleting this soon unless someone is writing something useful. Only retards access this section.

I have come to your home.
I have demanded your heads.
Your door is closed.
Soon I'll bring the battering ham.
Moderation got scared? No, everything you're saying is just really quite stupid. Heck, now you make threats. You're digging a hole mango, stop before you can't dig your way out.
 
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