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From a distance he could see soldiers with Nazi uniforms on, and he came to a sudden realization that he was in Auschwitz concentration camps. The two men were Jewish and fighting over food!
 

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He then realized how stupid all this sounded if he ever told anybody. Suddenly he woke up to the sound to the sound of an owl in the far distance. Was it all just a dream? Suddenly he heard...
 

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Since he realized he was gay, that meant he didn't enjoy raping that girl. He went back to the forest and told the angel. The angel said he was forgiven and he no longer had to do a good deed. Now that he had no responsibilities...
 

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Then an apple struck him on the head, and he woke up in a panic! He looked around him and in horror realized the forest was all but a dream, and that he was truly in hell aka a concentration camp, surrounded by starving Jews.
 

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Then since anything can happen in this world he summoned an Nuke and blew up the world. The End.

Now it's time for: The Random Tale 2. This time our main character is an Girl named Alice that lives in another dimension since the last one blew up.
 
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