Let's fuck with the spammers

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Sep 20, 2008
  1. chuckstudios
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    Member chuckstudios Putting the pro in procrastination

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    Okay, this just got past my gmail spam filter and landed in my inbox. I'd like to see some lulz out of this. Who can come up with a good response that won't scare them away?

     
  2. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    wtf? r u sure she just didn't send this to the wrong address? o.O
     
  3. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    FEDEX COURIER COMPANY
    No 12 Air Port Road, Benin City.
    West Africa Nigeria,
    Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
    Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04

    Good Day.

    I am Mrs. Kate Hood Of the Fedex Courier Company,I have a Confirmable
    BankDraft of $1,000.000.00 (One Million United States Dollars), that i
    deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,West Africa,I travelled
    out of the country for my hollidays and I will not reture back untill the
    end of October.

    I want you to try all your best and contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon
    as possible to know when you will get this package to you because of the
    expiring date.For your information, I have paid for the
    security Keeping Fee,Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the
    Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist
    attackin your Country.

    The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver your
    Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is $100.00 USD only
    Delivery Charge Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again,don't
    be deceived by any person to pay any other money except $100.00 USD Dollars
    you are to pay the Delivering Charge .I would have paid that but they said no
    because they don't know when you will contact them
    and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now
    for the delivery of your Draft with this below information.

    =======================================
    Contact Person: Mr. Barin White
    Email Address: fedex_barinwhite@live.com
    Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
    Telephone: +234 80 67 5721 04
    =======================================


    Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:

    Your Full Name:......................
    Your Sex:............................
    Postal address:......................
    Direct telephone number:.............

    Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them
    to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there
    and know when it will get to your address.

    Yours Faithfully,
    Mrs. Kate Hood.
     
  4. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    @linkiboy: wow, i hope u copied and pasted that from somewhere, and not just thought of it now :S looool
     
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    Former Staff TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Member Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    No I dont really need 1,000,000 but its nice of you to offer.
     
  7. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    I got it in my email :\
     
  8. p1ngpong

    Supervisor p1ngpong Legit Boss Harold

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    God linki you suck so bad! [​IMG]
     
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    Former Staff TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    And you're only upset cos he charged you for it.
     
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    Member Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Member arctic_flame GBAtemp ATMEGA8 Fan

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    chuckstudios' idea is commonly known as a 419 eater.
     
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    Member Ferrariman Hip-Flop and cRap

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    I'm not sure if this is real or not, it might just be an act.
     
  13. da_head

    Member da_head A dying dream..

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    @ferrariman video: THAT was fuckin awesome xD
     

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