Let's buy Nintendo

[Deleted User]

I have $147.26 to contribute. If we can double that a couple of hundred thousand times I think we can do it.

 

[slaphappygamer]

LETS DO THIS!

I got five on it.

 

[Deleted User]

I think if we get the mob involved, we can double our money as many times as we want. The mob can make that happen.

Uhh, anyone know any mob?

 

[slaphappygamer]

I know a guy who knows a guy.

 

[Deleted User]

I know a guy who knows a guy.

Nah I know the guy your guy knows, he's kind of a dick.

 

[slaphappygamer]

THATS SHIT I’ll do it

 

[Deleted User]

The guy your guy knows is this guy. Like I say he's a dick.

Although he did leave Nintendo, and has a lot of money.

 

[James_]

I'll contribute

one dollar

 

[Stealphie]

I have $25.

 

[Deleted User]

Before it closed I walked into Gamestop.

Me: I want to buy Nintendo
Gamestop employee: Oh you mean you want to buy a Nintendo Switch? We have plenty
Me: No damnit, I want to buy Nintendo. I know Reggie is working for you now where is he?
Gamestop employee: Sir I am just a minimum wage employ.......
Me: I will be back tomorrow, and you better give me Reggie's info or else

I left before the police showed up, and here I am.

 

[UltraSUPRA]

I have a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. The second disc is missing and the third has a cut in it, and I'm missing the case and manual, but the first and fourth discs are in working order. I think.

EDIT: The first disc won't start and the fourth disc looks like a repro. Is it still worth anything?

 

[Deleted User]

I have a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. The second disc is missing and the third has a cut in it, and I'm missing the case and manual, but the first and fourth discs are in working order. I think.

EDIT: The first disc won't start and the fourth disc looks like a repro. Is it still worth anything?

I mean I can take it to the Nintendo CEO and ask him if he will trade it for Nintendo. We'll have to see.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Well i can give you 21,17$ i guess

 

[tfocosta]

I am Nintendo and I accept all your money!

Proof:

I accept PayPal.

 

[Deleted User]

I am Nintendo and I accept all your money!

Proof:

I accept PayPal.

 

[tfocosta]

 

[slimbizzy]

i have the ultimate plan okay listen up.

first we need to invest 700 dollars into music production and once we blow up and get double the 700 which equals about 1400 dollars we can invest into some reselling of sexual fan fictions because i once wrote a lesbian erotica and it turned out pretty good so that will get us like 20 more bucks after all of that we got like 1720 money because the past year i have been deliberately looking for money as i walk to school never mind all the cars i stole but that's not important so i just uh wait where was i oh right so once we do that for a few years we got maybe like 100000 bucks so lets uh just like idk buy a ferrari and rub rich peoples boobs on it to boost the price up then sell it on ebay for 1 million next we can do that over and over again and then ferrari will see how smart of people we are we can then collaborate for them and actually legally sell boob smeared ferrari's and shit yeah so now we have about 1 billion in cash it's about the year 2255 and we aren't alive but it's okay our children will help out so they do it for us and by that time nintendo isn't a thing anymore and smash bros is now an offbranding for pornhub scams so i guess we just need to buy cyber punks latest dlc and sell it to the mario gang in russia and...

bam. we bought nintendo great job guys.

 

[Deleted User]

The only question left is do we keep going after the pirate sites? They would effect profits.

 

[slimbizzy]

The only question left is do we keep going after the pirate sites? They would effect profits.

yeah we would need to. but only the big ones.

 

[Deleted User]

Yeah I hate a hypocrite I've been pirating all my life but what I hate more than a hypocrite is when someone effects our profits. So those sites are going down.