Hai thar, I'm Xta Large. I play games and do cool stuff because I'm a cool guy, you know? Sign here if you're also a cool guy, I need cool guys and gals to do cool guy stuff with.
Yeah, you sound pretty groovy. But if you actually want to be cool, you need an avatar of a rodent with wings and udders, but you must not show the udders.
Udder blockage I'm good at; see how I positioned Peach so that I'd barely avoid the mighty strike of the banhammer? Rodents, though? I can't agree with that, not when there are so many good looking fake chicks out there. Plus, I've seen a few images of Peach as a rodent, lemme tell ya I was a different guy before I saw them. Just as cool, just less creepy and without the eye twitch. I'll consider the wings.
See, that's not all that great with the cool people. They say they'll make an exception for you and let it be a flying toad with wings and implied udders, but not the mario "toad". A real one. You don't really want to be on the bad side of the cool people, now do you?
Greetings! You seem like a pretty cool guy. Which reminds me, I just went back in time(too lazy to explain; it involved seeing a post I didn't make). Want the blueprints for my time machine?
No thanks, I'd just end up fucking up the timestream hardcore. Probably get it on with one of my relatives by accident, I'm too mack for time travel.
