Kirby Conspiracy!

[SkH]

Wow, I just now realized the others, too... (I seen the comparison in the Kirby: Squeak Squad USA release thread) But whyy ohh soo whyy??!! It's BAD!!! And what's with the EUROPEAN Boxes?

Reply to the 8 year old boy thing: Ooh yeah, but still... Kirby isn't bad!...

 

[Shinji]

MEGAMAN BOXART

Don´t mess with the 80sÂ

it looks like he's riding a horse. this is the megaman universe, there are no horses!!!!!

 

[Westside]

MEGAMAN BOXART
Don´t mess with the 80sÂ

it looks like he's riding a horse. this is the megaman universe, there are no horses!!!!!

Makes you wonder what's really going on under those cute graphics:

 

[Caoimhin]

Makes you wonder what's really going on under those cute graphics:
MEGAMAN PICTURE

Eww.. That's disgusting..

 

[rest0re]

SEE THE HAIR COMING FROM MEGAMAN CROTCH .. argh

that picture .. is disgusting... homosexual

btw. i think kirby is tough guy, japanese kirby is just sissy!

 

[-EX-]

You don't know what Kirby REALLY is.

 

[jumpman17]

Adult Mario:

 

[Shinji]

My views of Nintendo et al. have now been corrupted by those images...

 

[Veho]

I kind of agree with the "old Mario" one. He looks badass, like a hardened plumber who's seen it all and won't take no shit from cissy punks and walking mushrooms, "I kick mutated lizard ass for breakfast", and Mushroom Kingdom looks really mean and dangerous, like, when these plants eat you or dissolve you in acid, you stay dissolved, you don't jump up like you just sat on a frying pan, and start over. When these GMO potatoes are done with you, you stay done.

 

[killuncle]

Keep asking for more mature Nintendo games, and you will get that XD


EDIT:

High Resolution Graphics!

 

[mthrnite]

Oh, for the simpler times, when sex and violence wasn't needed to sell a game...
.. o wait, I stand corrected.

erm... phallic much? And check out the kazongas on that computer on the right! Hubba Hubba!

 

[Deadmon]

I guess Kirby just doesn't like Americans.

QFT.
I wonder if Kirby will be angry if he's featured in the Brawl boxart.

 

[Mehdi]

You don't know what Kirby REALLY is.
KIRBY IMAGE

pfffff

 

[jumpman17]

This is what Bomberman would look like if they made him look stupid and adult like the previous pictures:

Oh....wait....

 

[killuncle]

Now thats XTREME!!11

 

[Westside]

Wow, Mario's girl friend is hot that way.

 

[Akotan]

Wow, Mario's girl friend is hot that way.

Princess Toadstool? Yeah, she's a hot Peach!

 

[shurf]

This is what Bomberman would look like if they made him look stupid and adult like the previous pictures:

Bomberman 360 image

Oh....wait....

I still can't believe they did that to him. They pretty much MURDERED the good old cheery Bomberman we know and love.

At least the game sucked. So you can bet we won't be seeing that horrendous MechaBomebermanthingy again.

 

[rest0re]

i think that old mario picture is powerful and evoking because it almost makes mario in alternative universe. dark mario with hot princess

 

[BlueStar]

I kind of agree with the "old Mario" one. He looks badass, like a hardened plumber who's seen it all and won't take no shit from cissy punks and walking mushrooms, "I kick mutated lizard ass for breakfast", and Mushroom Kingdom looks really mean and dangerous, like, when these plants eat you or dissolve you in acid, you stay dissolved, you don't jump up like you just sat on a frying pan, and start over. When these GMO potatoes are done with you, you stay done.

There's a mario drawing I wish I'd never seen with "copyright hairymenart" in the corner.