Kim Kardashian to take Justin Bieber's virginity?

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  1. Westside
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  2. Overlord Nadrian

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    What, do the Biebians think THEY'll be the ones to take his virginity or what?

    I still stand by my argument that Justin Bieber will either die within a couple of years and always remain virgin, or that when he FINALLY gets a manly voice, he will be completely forgotten, together with his retarded-ass music within a couple of days.

    EDIT: Also, Kim Kardashian is fugly. I mean, her face just looks like this:
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    (No G-Star advertisement intended.)

    EDIT2: Dammit, Hadrian found out about what I did... Guess I'll show you guys, then...
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  3. emigre

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    Who the hell is Justin Beiber?

    I'm only 19...
     
  4. Hadrian

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    I'm sure he could get better than whatever that lady is. I only know of her because of that South Park episode.

    Besides he probably likes to screw termites or something, he looks like he has a specific fetish.

    Just remembered that Bieber is Nathan poopyhead so yeah he wont be interested because she isn't a transsexual...to my knowledge.
     
  5. jalaneme

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    you don't want to know....he is a pop star wannabe from those singing talent shows.
     
  6. TwinRetro

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    Justin Timberlake will be the one to take his virginity.
     
  7. TrapperKeeperX

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    Kim Kardashian got famous for her sex tape I wonder if she's going to make one with Justin Bieber?
     
  8. B-Blue

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    Lucky bastard...
     
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    Fix'd
     
  10. The Pi

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    she's more like this

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  11. Depravo

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    I am happy to say I have no idea who either of these individuals are.
     
  12. dinofan01

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    For some reason I dont believe a girl with the ass as big as a tire who is use to taking big nfl sized dick is gonna wanna have sex with a pre pubescent boy who sounds and acts like a girl.....

    and seriously why is this posted? Does this seem like the news tempers would care about? i dont wanna be a dick but the less bieber (modern popular culture in general) the better.
     
  13. Paarish

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    [​IMG] She could do alot better

    How old is she?

    PS: I don't think their "just friends". If that's the case he's either trying to **** her or he's gay
     
  14. InuYasha

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    I'd love to shoot both of them into the sun for the fun of it...
     
  15. alidsl

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    Honestly though, who gives a fuck
     
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    too late, usher already has it.
     
  18. TwinRetro

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  19. ProtoKun7

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    If I killed Justin I'd want them to see.