Kentucky Fried Cruelty

[ianz]

pfff ofcourse they can sue them.

in the netherland (not that I live there (no honstly!)

there was a poltical party that used supermario for there propaganda
they called it super wouter boss. as wouter bos is the main person of the pvda (originaly labours party but switched to aliens it seems (party vor da aliens) anyway, they made a movie of his face on a cartoony body running around in mario world. doing stuff and bring out the things they tought. to convince people to vote for them.

well in the end they got contacted by nintendo that they had to put the movie offline.

therefore I would be very suprised that a evil consiriing animals before humans organisation gets to use mario stuff in there campain.

its only there because nintendo hasn't found out yet,

ok who is going to tell nintendo? huh go find a email address

before we all become vegatarians and marrie animals insead of humans.


and I think the group of extremists is not big anough to make nintendo care..


nearly forgot, its a fun game, but why can't I jump on those rats and snails and other animals

 

[BlueStar]

PETA are utter idiots, but they also piss off other utter idiots to extremes. So I find it hard to hate them.

 

[pristinemog]

Oh my god I got food poisoning from KFC yesterday. So much diarrhea... I feel awful.

 

[jimmy j]

nearly forgot, its a fun game, but why can't I jump on those rats and snails and other animals

coz taht would be animal cruelty

 

[ianz]

this all reminds me of a comercial in gta:sa

(Note- The Cluckin’ Bell jingle)


Two women sing:

Cockle-doodle-doo, we’re a huge corporation
Cockle-doodle-doo, and we can’t be stopped
All of you protesters can go to hell
It’s time for Clucking Bell

From the factory farmer to your plate
A chicken’s life is a sorry state
Pumped full of chemicals, what the hell

--(a chicken sings the next line)--

They even make my breasts swell!


Filled full of hormones so they get fat
At least we no longer slip in a rat
I love chicken with a shitty smell
And that’s why I love Cluckin’ Bell

Man: Clucking Bell! Suffering never tasted so good!

and another one

(Note- The Cluckin’ Bell jingle)


Cockle doodle doo, it’s time for chicken
Cockle doodle doo, it’s time for a feast
Eat a ninety-piece bucket, you can tell
He’s been to Clucking Bell

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain
So we assume he doesn’t feel any pain
We shrink their heads and we breed them fast
Six wings, forty breasts, then they’re gassed

Cockle doodle doo, we’re psychotic crazies
Cockle doodle doo, factory farming’s insane
We denied it all before our stock price fell
Come down to Clucking Bell

Man: Cluckin’ Bell! If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn’t die in vain!

they even set up there very own sadistic website! yay

http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/


see you must look at it from the evil chicking frieers perspective

with statemens as:

no cluckin' bell chicken have ever seen the light of the day so they don't know what there missing!

unlike other chains are chickings want to be deep fried at young age!

 

[modshroom128]

peta is a bunch of ridiculous nazis. i had an e-mail convo with them a coup;le years back; enjoy:

(me)

Hi there,

I watched a few of the Peta TV spots, and a few of the points presented
in the "reasons to go vegetarian" video irked me.
Specifically:

1. eating meat causes impotence
2. eating meat and dairy makes you fat

As a nutritionist, i can't find evidence to support these claims.

If a person were to gorge him/herself on peanut butter and pastries
using vegetable shortening, he/she would suffer the same effects of
hardened arteries ( which can restrict blood flow and cause impotence)
and weight gain.

An irresponsible vegetarian diet is just as unhealthy as one that
includes meat. I feel that peta is misleading people with its claims.
What is Peta's respons to this?

(peta)

Please consider that our video spot regarding vegetarianism is directly
in tune with our main goal: to stop animal suffering. While health,
environment, and many other issues surround factory farming,
slaughterhouses and the like, these issues, while important, are not our
focus.

(me)

I am impressed and pleased with the thoroughness of your response.
However, the level-headedness of your e-mail is not echoed in the
"reasons to go vegetarian" video spot. As I was saying, the video in question doesn't address the importance
of a low-fat diet, only one that is free of meat. It says, flat out,
that meat makes you fat and impotent. It neglects to mention that it
is fat and cholesterol (from both animal and non-animal sources) that
cause these diseases. While I respect PETA's fight to stop animal
cruelty (and agree that Americans eat far too much meat), you must
agree that the video in question is sensationalist, and, at best,
skewing the facts to favor the video's producers.
I feel that PETA would be able to convert more people to a vegatarian
lifestyle if its videos were more objective. Is it morally acceptable
to present half-truths as the whole truth in order to acheive a
healthier America?

(peta)

I believe my first reply still addresses your full question. While a
"healthy America" is an important issue, it is not our main purpose.
Stopping animal suffering is. The information on our site is one-sided
because we are animal rights activist, not journalists. It is our job to
tell one side-the animals' side-in all of our literature. It is our
site, so we can provide information that we believe will further our
cause; have you ever come across a site ran by the fur, meat, or dairy
industry that tells the animals' side? If so, I'd love to see it.

(end )

so they flat out admit they are bending the truth!!

"we are animal rights activist, not journalists"

pretty messed up.

1. they fucking failed trying to argue with you, the whole last sentence of what they told you trys to be witty and resourceful, but its not...

2. i now realise peta is filled with presumptious cocks.

3. u pwnd em.

 

[leetdude_007]

There is something wrong with PETA, but I can't put my finger on it. Then again, I have the same uneasy feeling whenever I think about KFC.

 

[modshroom128]

this all reminds me of a comercial in gta:sa

(Note- The Cluckin’ Bell jingle)


Two women sing:

Cockle-doodle-doo, we’re a huge corporation
Cockle-doodle-doo, and we can’t be stopped
All of you protesters can go to hell
It’s time for Clucking Bell

From the factory farmer to your plate
A chicken’s life is a sorry state
Pumped full of chemicals, what the hell

--(a chicken sings the next line)--

They even make my breasts swell!


Filled full of hormones so they get fat
At least we no longer slip in a rat
I love chicken with a shitty smell
And that’s why I love Cluckin’ Bell

Man: Clucking Bell! Suffering never tasted so good!

and another one

(Note- The Cluckin’ Bell jingle)


Cockle doodle doo, it’s time for chicken
Cockle doodle doo, it’s time for a feast
Eat a ninety-piece bucket, you can tell
He’s been to Clucking Bell

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain
So we assume he doesn’t feel any pain
We shrink their heads and we breed them fast
Six wings, forty breasts, then they’re gassed

Cockle doodle doo, we’re psychotic crazies
Cockle doodle doo, factory farming’s insane
We denied it all before our stock price fell
Come down to Clucking Bell

Man: Cluckin’ Bell! If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn’t die in vain!

they even set up there very own sadistic website! yay

http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/


see you must look at it from the evil chicking frieers perspective

with statemens as:

no cluckin' bell chicken have ever seen the light of the day so they don't know what there missing!

unlike other chains are chickings want to be deep fried at young age!

god bless grand theft auto san andreas...
and god bless god, amen.

 

[When Im Gone]

http://www.popeyes.com/ FTW

 

[Retal]

Dat sum copyrite theft? lawl

 

[cubin']

yeah PETA suck but I have 2 pet chickens and this has made me quite soft regarding cruelty to chickens.

KFC is decent and chicken is a very delightful food but I think the way they keep 1000's of chickens in tiny tiny places is pretty cruel and I think we have to respect chickens...I wouldn't stop eating them but I would like them to have a good life before they're slaughtered and eaten by me.

yeah I'm a bit of a hypocrite but chickens are quite cool animals. I sometimes study my pet chickens and they remind me of small feathered dinosaurs. I love them much.

 

[Dirtie]

I played but died when I jumped in the hot fat on purpose :/
I was expecting something more interesting to happen :/

 

[cubin']

have some respect sir, chickens are noble animals.

edit: that smiley made it looked like i was joking, I'm not...

 

[Harsky]

I like KFC. Especially their gravy. Shame I've been such a town boy all my live compared to my parents who grew up on a farm before moving to the city so I never held a real life chicken ever.

 

[Retal]

I like KFC. Especially their gravy. Shame I've been such a town boy all my live compared to my parents who grew up on a farm before moving to the city so I never held a real life chicken ever.

Yes. What a wasted opportunity.

 

[cubin']

Chickens descended from T-Rex

Tiny bits of protein extracted from a 68-million-year-old dinosaur bone have given scientists the first genetic proof that the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex is a distant cousin to the modern chicken.

^ just found that in one of my newer science magazines, I ALWAYS thought they reminded me of T-rex. For a little bug CHICKENS ARE PRETTY MUCH T-REX's ahem...

Chickens kick all kinds of arse and I recommend them, wonderful creatures.

 

[cenotaph]

PETA? People who Eat Tasty Animals, you say?

 

[Spikey]

I played but died when I jumped in the hot fat on purpose :/
I was expecting something more interesting to happen :/

 

[pkprostudio]

PETA? People who Eat Tasty Animals, you say?

No no no no no. That's not good enough.

PETA = Die

The end.