Baby, baby, baby, no! The A.V. Club That's right. Martin teamed up with a fellow inmate, along with that inmate's nephew later on, to concoct the scheme. They planned four murders, two of which were supposed to be Justin Bieber and his bodyguard. Martin was set to pay his accomplices $2,500 apiece for each of Bieber's testicles. (Apparently they just didn't have the balls to ask for a higher fee). *Insert easy "I didn't know Justin Bieber had any testicles!" joke here* Fortunately (...?), Dana Martin had a change of heart, presumably after being visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. He alerted the police to his own plan; evidently, even he realized it was nuts. To be honest, as far as "insane fan murder conspiracies" go, I never could have guessed this... I suppose I should Never Say Never after all.