JUST GRAB SOME LAND! JUST GRAB SOME LAND! Just watch the first 16 seconds OVER AND OVER again until you start laughing at the eyebrows.
Damn, I had a great pic of an old woman on a porch with a shotgun but can't link to it. So instead I'll just say "You kids stay off my land, you hear!"
You people can have Mario land, and Lego land... I want Sealand! Hoist the black flag to the end of the mast! You are a Pirate!