I feel like Congress would get more done if they were all Satanists.
From the Wikipedia page on Satanism:
Anton LaVey, who has been referred to as "The Father of Satanism",
[145] synthesized his religion through the establishment of the
Church of Satan in 1966 and the publication of
The Satanic Bible in 1969. LaVey's teachings promoted "indulgence", "vital existence", "undefiled wisdom", "kindness to those who deserve it", "responsibility to the responsible" and an "
eye for an eye" code of ethics, while shunning "abstinence" based on guilt, "spirituality", "unconditional love", "pacifism", "equality", "
herd mentality" and "
scapegoating". In LaVey's view, the Satanist is a carnal, physical and pragmatic being—and enjoyment of physical existence and an undiluted view of this-worldly truth are promoted as the core values of Satanism, propagating a
naturalistic worldview that sees mankind as animals existing in an
amoral universe.
You're probably right tbh. Not exactly the most defined ideology but it's a hell of a lot better than the dominant neoliberal ideology of our government right now.