Japanese Researcher turns Human Feces into an Edible Burger

[thelover]

That would be a pr disaster. I can see the headline "Disaster victims forced to eat shit."

 

[Sterling]

That would be a pr disaster. I can see the headline "Disaster victims forced to eat shit."

Is that any different than today's misconstrued media and news?

 

[Cuelhu]

Get ready for "Two girls, one burger."

in the future scat will be the shit.

 

[.Darky]

I don't know why, but as soon as I read the title the first thing that came to mind was McDonald's.

 

[shakirmoledina]

lol after 1 min he showed a "lady's finger"
its not a bad idea at all actually. we will get used to it if the need arises to tht extent which i believe will

 

[pistone]

And people ask why I'm a vegetarian.

so you are vegetarian coz
1.meat is like poo
2.you hate to ate living creatures

but
1.the vegetables have more probability to be infected by poo.......
2.do you know you are eating the animals food ?

p.s its a joke dot take this too seriously

 

[m3rox]

I think this is awesome news. It sure would help if we were traveling through space toward another homeworld, and ran low on food.

 

[DiscostewSM]

Humans + Waste + Science = Sea Cucumber v2.0

 

[reddick]

I can't wait to order a poo burger while going though the dive through in my car made of soybeans that runs on algae. Okay, yes it's possible to do really stupid things with technology, like making a poo burger that might not kill you. Will anyone buy it? No. Dose it have a niche use? Maye if you're on your way to Mars. All in all it's pretty stupid.

 

[Deleted User]

wadafuiddip?
*What the fuck is this?

 

[VashTS]

@1:34 "shit burger" lol. really that is what the scientists are code naming this?

 

[Pong20302000]

lol people will buy for laughs and stag dues and partys etc

then they will discover there not bad

then they regulate and no one cares

 

[em2241992]

Is this stuff real?! This is creepy...and NASTY

 

[nintendoom]

wtf

----sorry i'm speechless---

 

[GeekyGuy]

"The turd burger."

So...Frank Herbert's Dune is essentially becoming a reality. One day, we'll all be wearing stillsuits.

 

[Brian117]

So long as less animals have to die to feed the overindulgent animals that are humans, I'm fine with it.

^ This times a million.

The idea of this is creative, and will probably be of some use in the distant future.

 

[Sheimi]

o.o
I lost my appetite for a hamburger now. >_

 

[Wintrale]

So we can finally, legitimately, say "this food looks/tastes like shit"?

 

[Nujui]

So we can finally, legitimately, say "this food looks/tastes like shit"?

Pretty much

But anyway, I actually see some uses for this, and, against my better judgement (and by that I mean my stomach.) I would try it.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

This is probably the grossest thing that I have ever heard of a researcher doing.

Fuck that, if I want to eat a cow, I'm going to eat a cow. If I want to eat a pig, I'm going to bloody well eat a pig. And if I want to eat at McDonalds with their godly food, I'm going to eat there.

Animals wouldn't think twice about eating us if they were dying, there's no reason why we can't eat them as well.