Too bad, I'm going first.

 

Anime is stupid, in my opinion.

 

I wish I could go to japan! It's super-great-awesome-tastic, everybody there likes anime, there's girls wearing skirts all the time, people lead exciting lives, there's always running around and screaming and cuteness and it's so kawaii desu! Wouldn't it be fun to visit, desu ne?

I mean, it's not like it's a country with a social hierarchy where good grades matters the most and anime is seen as something only little kids and perverts watch! Psh, getting picked on because your hair color is different? Never happens! Women never shaving/cleaning "down there" because it's not seen as important? All lies, I've seen plenty of hentai to the contrary!

 

lucky you i live in stupid britan (stupid laws, stupid schools, stupid PM, stupid everything)

 

So japan lacks laws and schools now? Wow, news to me.

Also, IIRC, japanese schooling is much harder than in predominately-english countries, which is why in anime they're almost always freaking out about grades and reports and such, because it's actually harder and it actually matters.

Hell, they have THREE alphabets, two of which they're required to know fully (hiragana at 45 characters and katakana at 48 characters), and the third (kanji) has almost three thousand characters, and 1,006 of these (kyoiku kanji) are expected to be learned by a student in elementary school.

 

kawaii desu

 

Baka gaijin da-ne!

 

"You are stupid" I believe, using my basic japanese skills learnt from my animes.

 

I'd like to visit Japan

 

Yeah, mu brother said the Japanese don't like foreigners, I didn't know if it was true.