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I'm doing okay. It's really hard to not have any nuts. I just bought a can of peanuts and I was looking forward to having them. I guess I'll have to wait to open them.
Ate Nutella on day 1 because I didn't realize it contained almond so I already failed.
 
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Oh shit. I stuck my bolts in some nuts I found in class. Am I banned for doing things with my nuts? It's hard not being able to have nuts.
i thought bolts was a metaphor for dick for a sec and i was disturbed by the mental image of you fucking nuts
 
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its just an entire month where coomers try not to get horny and nut
Okay, yeah, just Googled it. Not too much of an issue for me, really. In my current state, I don't really feel the need all that often. That being said, maybe once a month, when the wife is gone for the day, I'll usually try to slip a "session" in.

Eh, whatever...
 

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