It's all lies.

[Rydian]

I misread "backing up your vwii nand" as "breaking your wind".

 

[Xuphor]

And I misread what "nando" is saying in your signature as "so fur tempers are harder than i ever imagined"

......

 

[Rydian]

That makes sense in ways I would like to pretend I don't understand.

 

[Xuphor]

That makes sense in ways I would like to pretend I don't understand.

Too bad your signature seems to be dynamic. Makes what I said make no sense.

 

[Rydian]

Too bad your signature seems to be dynamic. Makes what I said make no sense.

http://rydian.net/quotes/gbatemp/
#86 there
I know most of what's in there... mostly because stuff gets added so rarely lately. Most people opt for puns instead of outright funny posts, and puns don't work too well on their own since they need the starter thread/title.