It's a duel!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by mucus, Jan 21, 2011.

Jan 21, 2011

It's a duel! by mucus at 1:11 AM (799 Views / 0 Likes) 12 replies

  1. mucus
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    Member mucus Orc Orc Orc

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    So the object here is to win a duel.
    Of course you have no idea whom you will be challenging. . . but that makes it more interesting.
    The poster below you will reply with what kind of weapon and where the duel will be had.
    The next poster decides who was victorious and challenges the next person in line.

    So let's get to it!

    I challenge you to a duel!
     
  2. ineap09

    Member ineap09 GBAtemp Regular

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    EDIT:

    ...

    *was skipped* [​IMG]

    EDIT2: *is no longer skipped* [​IMG]
     
  3. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Winner: ineap09 - he's a better splasher [​IMG]
     
  4. TrolleyDave

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    Monkat, cos he hits you with that "Nipple-o-do-kan" special move and blinds you!

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  5. mucus
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    trolleydaves cock beats monkat's ...whatever...
    trolleydave wins!

    weapon: hats
    location: mars
     
  6. Nujui

    Member Nujui I need something to do.

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    Waiting for someone to attack


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    Location: Somewhere in Dreamland.
     
  7. iMasaru

    Member iMasaru GBATemp's™ Retired Cheats Co-Compiler

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    erm lets fix that o.o''

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    Sheaperd121's kirby had a hat too big and couldn't see. Winner mucus.

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  8. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Winner: iMasaru: Shepeard saw himself in the mirror, poo'd himself, and died because he forgot to bring air.

    Weapon: Attractive asian women that agree to being flung around like swords.
    Location: My house. Orgy after the duel.
     
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    Winner: iMasaru: After getting up close and licking Monkat eyes, iMasaru thrust his asian woman into Monkat's stomach while Monkat's asian woman was thrown to the side. (I have to say that I never expected that I'd type something like this before...oh 'temp...)

    After the duel an orgy ensued and Monkat leveled up making the whole day worth it.


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  10. mucus
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    As ineap09 reaches the top of a volcano he sees monkat.
    monkat immediately looses an ice bolt from his palm towars ineap09.
    ineap09 was caught off guard and takes the bolt to the face, he responds with a vulgar threat and starts a hail storm over monkat.
    as the hail storm looms over monkat. . . he slips into the volcano.

    ineap09 wins!

    Weapon: Arm Cannons
    Location: The Cage-Ball arena from American Gladiators.
     
  11. Ikki

    Member Ikki GBATemp's grumpy panda.

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    You didn't say who the winner of the previous fight was... [​IMG]

    Fight 1:
    Ramonra and Mucus entered Obama's mind mentally preparing themselves for the fight ahead of them. They waited for their weapons of change, but strangely it never came. Though Obama promised them change, he didn't deliver as they had expected.
    ...
    Mucus uttered an expletive under his breath then suddenly charged at Ramonra at full speed holding his arm back ready to let lose his strength. Ramonra quickly lifted his arms to form a shield against the attack.
    BOOM!
    Mucus had hit Ramonra with incredible strength! Ramonra struggled at first under the surprise of the unexpected power of the punch, but he instantly regained his composure and swiped at Mucus' legs with a swift kick. Mucus fell flat on his back. Ramonra quickly jumped incredibly high in the air and charged downward with tremendous agility aiming his foot at the flattened Mucus. Mucus saw what was happening and quickly lifted his legs and brought his knees to his stomach. In an instant he launched his feet at Ramonra. The two attacks met. Both used every ounce of strength they had. As soon as it had begun, it was over.
    "HNNGH!!!"
    The cry of pain was all that could be heard. Who was it? Ramonra and Mucus glared at each other. Then, after what seemed like an eternity, Mucus' eyes rolled back into his head and fainted.

    Winner: Ramonra!

    After the fight, Ramonra planted the mind control device he conveniently had with him into the corner of Obama's mind. What happened after that is a tale for another time.


    Weapon: Wiimotes
    Location: E3
     
  13. mucus
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    ineap09 enters the front gates of e3.
    he smiles as he smells plastic and computer chips.
    "this is really awesome! so much better than watching the youtubes of it" he says regarding the event.
    he wanders around for a while...he's dressed rather well so he's mistaken as a buyer.
    every stall gives him freebies!
    ramonra silently enters the expanse through a backdoor (trojan?)
    quickly sizing up the situation he spots the prey he's been stalking for weeks: ineap09.
    ramonra moves silently between stalls, barely noticed by any in attendance.
    as he approaches ineap09 he begins to realize ineap09 is armed.
    grabbing whatever is available ramonra obtains a wiimote.
    the attack begins quickly: one quick stab with the wiimote and ineap09 is slewn.
    he never saw it coming.

    winner: ramonra

    weapons: styrofoam cups filled with water
    place: space
     

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