Thought I had died? Well, I do have cancer (of the dorsolateral Coolness Gland in the posterior hemisphere of my Awesomeness System) but other than that, I'm still alive (for now). Just a quick message to let y'all know. I'll disclose the details of my sudden disappearance later. It's quite an interesting story actually, involving time travel, crackaïne junkies, and a mysterious foul-smelling creature I call a "Rasta Monkey". I wish I had some nice pictures to show you of the various sights I've seen during my quest, but believe it or not; Gastric Parasites ate my Memorycard. (I had previously swallowed it to conceal it from a satanic talking dog I didn't quite trust because he claimed immigrants were ruining the country) I can tell you this allready, however; I have learned from a very reliable source which I would trust with my life (the Satanic talking dog I just mentioned) that all politicians that have held power in this country for the past 50 years are not human. They only appear human to the eye, but in reality, they are Rectiles. Yes, Rectiles! So, before I get killed for saying this, spread the word that all politicians, especially those part of the Bush Dynasty, are Rectiles! I didn't believe it at first either, until I saw with my own two eyes how President Bush spewed feces all over a crowd when he opened his mouth. (this is a definite sign that you're a Rectile!!) Untill then, I leave you with this poll and a riddle; Can YOU figure out the type of narcotic I accidentally abused before writing this post?