Is Tom Bomb butt Dildo... or... IS TOM DILDO BUTT BOMB???

[pastaconsumer]

Alright...
Ever since the dawn of time, everyone has wondered about @Tom Bombadildo and his... everything...
So I made this conspiracy theory thread...​

IS TOM BOMB BUTT DILDO? or... IS TOM DILDO BUTT BOMB?
or... more horrifying...
IS TOM BOMB BAD DILDO???

DISCUSS, YOU FUCKS.​

Personally, I think Tom Bomb Bad Dildo, but hey, what do I know?
But seriously, Tom, you have a good name.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This thread is shit.

 

[pastaconsumer]

This thread is shit.

That's why it's on the EoF!
How did you get the name if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Vulpes forcibly assigned it to me.

I used to be Suprgamr232, until I was talking in the shitbox to Vulpes and stuff and I mentioned my birthday happens to be the same day as Bilbo and Frodo Baggins from LoTR, so then Vulpes gets this grand idea to change my name to Tom Bombadildo, because Tom Bombadil is a person in LoTRs, and I decided to keep it ever since that faithful day. IIRC he changed it in like November 2012, so it's been like ~2 3/4 years since I've had this glorious username, and I've decided to keep it as my own.

 

[Veho]

that faithful day

*fateful, you illiterate quack

 

[the_randomizer]

*fateful, you illiterate quack

But if he's illiterate, he would be be able to read your reply?

 

[Foxi4]

Vulpes forcibly assigned it to me.

I used to be Suprgamr232, until I was talking in the shitbox to Vulpes and stuff and I mentioned my birthday happens to be the same day as Bilbo and Frodo Baggins from LoTR, so then Vulpes gets this grand idea to change my name to Tom Bombadildo, because Tom Bombadil is a person in LoTRs, and I decided to keep it ever since that faithful day. IIRC he changed it in like November 2012, so it's been like ~2 3/4 years since I've had this glorious username, and I've decided to keep it as my own.

You forgot to mention your brief period of ponyfaggotry, I believe. Pinky Pie, wasn't it? SupaGAYmer. ;O;

 

[migles]

its clearly tom bomb a dildo
cuz you know, every time he sees a dildo, he doesn't control himself and does a pool bomb to go into the dildo

as you can see his friend is trying to yell "dildo, run!" before toms arse gets it

 

[Veho]

But if he's illiterate, he would be be able to read your reply?

That's the beauty of it, I can write whatever I want and he will be none the wiser

 

[The Catboy]

I think he is a vibrator.

 

[endoverend]

Tom is a mad gay weeb and that's the end of it