Is Sarah Jessica Parker really that ugly?

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Apr 27, 2010
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    I recently watched an episode of south park again, one that really ripped on Jessica Parker, calling her a "transvestite donkey witch." I talked to my friends, and they all say that she is hideous. She was rated the most unattractive person alive by maxim. Now what is your opinion, is she really ugly? Is she attractive to any of you?
     


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    i don't think shes very attractive but i wouldn't go as far as saying shes the most unattractive person alive i've seen a lot uglier people
     
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    Here's a picture of her:

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    Really weird face, so edgy and long.
    Not that unattractive though, I wonder if I'll (or 90% of the GBAtemp members) will have a better looking girlfriend than her.
     
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    I wouldn't say she's hideous, but there's definitely a lot of prettier women out there.
     
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    She's not ugly, but not really pretty either.
    Just mediocre.
    You know who's ugly?
     
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    For a famous person, she is ugly.

    For an average person, she's not ugly for her age.
     
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    There are worse looking famous people, I can't say she would aid an ejaculation if I thought of her face though.
     
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    Meh, she's ok I guess. I don't think Miley Cyrus is ugly either.
     
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    She's never been a looker, and Miley Cyrus is getting uglier with age.
     
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    she was far less ugly in the 80's
     
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    Nothing to write home about.
     
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    Well, she is attractive for having portrayed the titular roll in Seabiscuit.
     
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    I've always thought she has the face of a horse too.
     
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    She's rather ugly.
    Bony and just plain un-attractive.
     
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    Definitely not the look I like, but I'd rough her up and maybe fix that nose in the process.

    ...

    JK, I'm a gentle sissy, so I'd let her rough me up.
     
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    I just Googled to see who she was...
    I think "transvestite donkey witch" is a bit too far, but I love the irony in that episode how they mention "No one would write a book just to make fun of a celebrity" while they're making fun of the same celebrity on the show.
    Calling someone ugly is one thing but calling someone a transvestite donkey witch is a little on the mean side. I think maybe Sarah did something to piss off Matt&Trey, or maybe Matt&Trey really really hate Secks and the Shitty, because usually they just "play" with celebrity personas, the don't deliberately insult them just cause.

    But the Google images I brought up weren't all that terrible. Photoshop works wonders and the way you wear your hair matters. But searching Sarah Jessica also brought up Dakota Fanning, I had no idea she could be kawaii sometimes.
     
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    I can't agree with her being called the most unattractive celebrity.
    There are actually some rather enticing photos of her


    For example

    The main problem is that most photos....are of her face.

    conclusion...
     
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    She's not ugly, but she is glossed up like some glamorous supermodel on that shitty show and she aint THAT good looking
     
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    Well i think that she has matured nicely for her age.
    If half of the women out there looked this good at 45 it would be MILF heaven lol
     
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    I think Mandonna should have been above Sarah Jessica Parker in ugly ageing celebrity category, as for young celebrities Kirsten Dunst takes some beating.
     

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