Xcalibur: if you load the stuff up on youtube you'll be worse than her. Do you want to fall to her status? Personally, I'd rather keep my dignity.
I'm sorry, I've been absent these past few days as I embarked upon a quest for The Elixer Of Life that took me to far away places and exotic locations, all contained enterily within my hometown.
I didn't find what I was looking for unfortunately. All I found out was that a lot people in my town are full of shit. This one homeless, toothless and clothless bum I found sleeping in the church (Father Matthews) seemed to be the possessor of The Holy Grail - he had the golden chalice hidden inside a chest on an altar, which also contained some sort of odour-spreading Morningstar on a chain, and a bowl of white miniature frisbees that realy sucked at flying.
Why did I seek out The Elixer of Life? Simple. My sister ate the skittle I stored safely in the fridge which happened to be the last of its package (I have tons of skittles bags, but opening the package requires a lot of effort, since I only have one finger (yes, it's the one you think) after coming back from fighting several types of Addiction in Iraq - since the Betty Ford Clinic refused to accept me for the stupid discriminating reason that I was the one that gave Betty Breast Cancer)
Therefore, I needed something that would extend the life of my sister indefinitely while R. Kelly, my old friend Michael Jackson,
Hitler's illegitimate son Rudolph, Father Matthews and the guy I caught with a lasso at the Republican Convention during the 2004 elections (Satan) would violently torture her until the universe would eventually collapse due to a Segmentation Fault (We all would have had to take the Elixer as well, obviously).
So, that explains my absence.
What's this thread about anyway?
Amptor: Just 15? Lulz.
is she teh hot?
My sister (9) is a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS. I don't even BOTHER explaining why (list would be too long).
My sister (9) is a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS. I don't even BOTHER explaining why (list would be too long).
is she teh hot?
(realy couldint resist... sry)
dude i was kidding, come on she is 9.
My sister (9) is a fucking PAIN IN THE ASS. I don't even BOTHER explaining why (list would be too long).
is she teh hot?
(realy couldint resist... sry)
Dude, ew. Why even ask?
My description of her:
A fat bitch who does not like any food except for junk food and other fat food who usually acts like a guy and a know-it-all, wishes to have friends but teh other people don't like her and won't stop whining about random shit and whom is overly sensitive (physically: poke her lightly and she'll start crying, mentally: tell her you don't like anything and she'll go running to the parents screaming and whining).
To sum it up: FAT BITCH.
another one with a girlfriend that has a name ending in .jpg
your wet dreams most likely involve makauly culkin(is that how you spell his name?Who the fuck is called makauly anyways?)
OMFG MICHEAL JACKSON IS CUBIN'!!!!!!!!11
OMFG CALL iTECH!!!
HES GOT TIES TO TEH FEDS!!
my girlfriend is teh hot
http://www.snapahoney.com/wp-content/uploa...valongoria1.jpg
another one with a girlfriend that has a name ending in .jpg
dude, his sister is like 12.im not sure if ur sisters a total @!#$%^&* but id totally @!#$%^&* ur sisterÂ