Iranian scientist claims to have invented device that can "predict the future"

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  1. soulx
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html
     
  2. Bladexdsl

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    I predict bullshit in his future :creep:
     
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  3. Foxi4

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    Oh, Iran... That's just jolly... :lol:
     
  4. weavile001

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    better nuke him from orbit.

    his idiocy meter is over nine thousands.
     
  5. WiiUBricker

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    This is a delayed April fool's news.
     
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    Wonder what the testing policy is.

    "You will have a bagel tomorrow for breakfast".

    *Eats bagel*

    98% ACCURATE!
     
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    I showed my dad this. (He's an Iranian himself) and he told me, "This is what we do back home. We love to BS each other. This man just wants money."
     
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    EL Psy Congroo.
     
  9. ShadowSoldier

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    Between you and Gahars, I can't decide who's news are more ridiculous.
     
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  10. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    I wonder long it will take for Godwin's Law to take effect.
     
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    But hey, maybe it's the truth? :tpi:
     
  12. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Replace the USSR with Iran and we've got ourselves Red Alert 3.

    I'm okay with this.

    Seriously though, you guys are looking at this all wrong. It's not a question of if they have a time machine, but when.
     
  13. Foxi4

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    Iran's a bit late with this one, actually...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Lol.

    My reaction to his device if it predicts something for me: YOU'RE LYING!
     
  15. Devin

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    I figure if a time machine was created in my lifetime;

    I'd have one and tell my past self.
    Take one and tell my past self.
    Leave myself a sign that only I would leave implying that there is a time machine existing.
     
  16. Gahars

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    Close, but not quite. You've got the wrong Magic 8-Ball, my friend...

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Only time will tell if this is real or not.
     
  18. noob killer

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    lmao, nice
     
  19. Chary

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    Did this mans machine predict all of these people laughing at him?
     
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    That's nice and all, but my shoes still don't tie themselves.
    Honestly, folks, let's get our priorities in line. :(

    Also, I don't know why, but I find the scientists' reasoning for keeping it under wraps really funny. :P
    "Those darn Chinese are always watching!"
     
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