iPhone 4S on Display Tells 12-Year-Old to STFU

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Dec 30, 2011
  1. IBNobody
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    Member IBNobody I try to keep myself amused.

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    Source: http://www.telegraph...p-in-Tesco.html

    I admit to a misspent youth. Had the iPhone 4S come out when I was a teen, I'd be reprogramming every display model in sight.
     
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  2. AlanJohn

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    I'd probably reprogram it to just say "Turn right ahead" for every answer so people thought it was broken.

    "Siri, is it going to snow outside today?"

    "TURN RIGHT AHEAD."

    Still kinda funny though.
     
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    Yup, that's what happens when you let anybody do anything to a public unit.
     
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    Good, The little shit probably deserved it.
     
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    ...guys....guys...IPHONES ARE BECOMING SENTIENT!! RUUUUN!!
     
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    Reminds me of how some local EB Games had Pokémon Colosseum on their GameCube display a while back, where someone named the character "FUUCK!".
     
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    This passes as news? I think I might start putting ASS as my initials on arcades again and send a few pictures to FOX
     
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    Exactly what I was thinking...
     
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    [Sarcasm]I look forward to seeing them! [/sarcasm]
    Anyway, this is pretty funny. Not surprised someone from Coventry did this though. All sorts of stuff happn here.
     
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    hahahaha, this is the best news to close this year :P
     
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    Lol, Genius! All I do is open an image on about half of the Macs in the Apple store.

    [​IMG]
     
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    sigh
     
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    Most of the arcade games change your name to something else, if you use "ASS". I shoulda know... I've done it so many times, and it almost always got changed :(
     
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    Lol, I did something similarly juvenile today. Put 'boobie faced' miis on my 3DS's and streetpassed them with a Target Demo unit. I named them 'My Girls' by creator 'Horn E'.

    I'm such a dirty birdy. I know. :P
     
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    Member Hydreigon Isn't that DELICIOUS!?

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    :wtf:

    I feel so bad for laughing at this, but I couldn't help it...
     
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    BRB buying 20 iPhones
     
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    this is fucking hilarious best use of Siri EVA!
     
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    I want to use someone's iPhone 4S. :creep:
     
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    they should program Siri to say that by default NOA :lol:
     

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