insults :D

[tinymonkeyt]

post insults (ones that are roflcopter) heree
the ones that make me lmao will win a place in my ws (not much of a prize i guess)
happy insulting!

p.s. dont insult someone specifically obviously
just post random insults you know or have heard over the years
oh, and you know me: keep it clean (to some degree)..!
yo momma jokes are included, but please dont overdose on thosee

 

[Bob Evil]

"Your momma is so fat, she has her own weather system ... and that ain't cellulite, that's tidal flow ..."

"Your momma is so fat, her outfit is held together by surface tension."

"Your momma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl & a spoon."

 

[juggernaut911]

ur gay

 

[TrolleyDave]

You're so ugly it looks like your parents took home the afterbirth.

You're so dumb I should be getting a care allowance just for speaking to you.

 

[mthrnite]

You so short, you gotta look up to see down.

 

[Bob Evil]

I'm not saying you're dumb, but failing an IQ test?

 

[TrolleyDave]

You're such a pansy that even the drama club picks on you...

Looking at you it's obvious there was a leak in your parents gene pool.

So you're the one they base those gargoyles on?

Your hair's so oily Bush is going to invade it.

I'm not saying you're stupid but even rednecks look down on you.

Let's hope you turn into a swan when you're older then.

 

[Orc]

You're so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a condom.​

 

[mthrnite]

You're so bald, that when you wear a turtleneck, you look like a condom.​

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ORC'S MAKIN' FUNNA ME AGAIIIN!

 

[tinymonkeyt]

these are ones currently on my ws

shouldnt you have a license for being that ugly?

calling you can idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people

people clap when they see you...clap their hands over their eyes!

i'd love to ask you how old you are, but unfortunately i know you cant count that high

listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

sure, id love to help you out...now which way did you come in?

anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldnt have given you worse advice

 

[Mangofett]

yo mommas so dumb she set her buffer to a minimal octal instead of paging the cache
yo mommas so fat she had to get wireless n because she didn't fit on the 2.4ghz spectrum

 

[Bob Evil]

When's the baby due? Ooops, sorry Steve ...

 

[Orc]

these are ones currently on my ws

shouldnt you have a license for being that ugly?

calling you can idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people

people clap when they see you...clap their hands over their eyes!

i'd love to ask you how old you are, but unfortunately i know you cant count that high

listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

sure, id love to help you out...now which way did you come in?

anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldnt have given you worse advice

The people who told you that weren't kidding around.

 

[TrolleyDave]

You're so stupid the Bush administration hired you to make him look good.

You're so ugly there's a charity for you.

You're so poor you're sponsored by an Ethiopian.

 

[Bob Evil]

You're such a loser, that when the kids would play "doctor", you got to be the receptionist ...

 

[tinymonkeyt]

-.-

(from top ten insults)

2) You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

4) You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

6) It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

 

[TrolleyDave]

Is that a 3D map of the world on your face or are you always that dirty?

You're so ugly even your hand rejects you.

 

[Bob Evil]

Damn! You're so ugly, looks like you've been bobbing for french fries!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Is your name Rose because you stink of shit.

You're so skanky you accidentally came first in Miss Crack Whore USA.

You're so stupid Catholics use you as an argument for the use of condoms.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Are your parents siblings?