Insult Questions

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  1. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    Okay, so I was wondering if you guys knew any insult questions? I'm not sure if that's the exact name for it, but here's an example:

    Did I invite you to my BBQ?
    Then why are you all up my grill?

    I kinda got it from the Clique series (pretty famous books in U.S) because the girls diss each other with these kind of questions.

    And I know a lot of you are really clever and witty, so I wanted to see what you guys could come up with!
     
  2. benjaminlibl

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    Why don't you make like a tree and leave?

    HAHAHAHA. So lame I know.
     
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    Act like yesterdays lunch, go down and out the back.??
     
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    Since when did you have a broken face?

    Why are you so fucking stupid?
     
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    You want to talk about hope? Tell me. If you shit in one hand and hope in the other, which will get filled up first?
     
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    So I hear you call yourself Tiny?

    Then why do you eat so much?

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  7. tinymonkeyt
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    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    You guys are kinda missing the point!

    It's more like, the answer is usually figurative language and can be taken literally.
    So another example:

    Are you a professional jouster(or rider)?
    Then get off your high horse!
     
  8. yikkyon

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    What's the strongest muscle in your mouth?

    My d***!
     
  9. Brian117

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    Do you want her to get suspended? I mean really? What kind of "insult" is that? Especially when a girl is going to be saying it.
     
  10. NeSchn

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    You want some bacon for that egg on yo face!?
     
  11. robgraves

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    ROFL
     
  12. Overlord Nadrian

    Overlord Nadrian Banned

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    Guys, you're still posting the wrong kind of insults. Take a good look at tinyt's examples and then post one again.
    I myself can't come up with a good one, so I'm sorry tinyt... [​IMG]
     
  13. Shakraka

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  14. Mewgia

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    wow what

    are you like, 80
     
  15. Overlord Nadrian

    Overlord Nadrian Banned

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    WTF? Mewgia and Brian117 have exactly the same postcount [​IMG]
     
  16. Mewgia

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    it's like magic
     
  17. Brian117

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    No...now it's magic.

    Exactly the same now.