Insane Man Kills DS Lite/EBA

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Man loses mind (and soul) after sucking major @$$ at EBA. He then states that he hates Nintendo, kills his DS by snapping screens apart and then using a screwdriver instead of a stylus on the touch screen. He also slashes the EBA game card in half... ouch.
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Elite Beat Agents Card (totally pwned.)
 

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I looked at the photo of that man and here is what I thought after reading his comments:

Why don't they do the same to him as he did to his Lite? Pull his head off and stab him with a screwdriver the same way as he described doing that to his DS??

It's just a complete hopeless stupid story, from a man who cries himself to sleep at night because nobody notices him. So he does these things to the internet when he gets home from his worthless job (than jerks off in a lonely bedroom at night). This man could have given his DS to a kid who's parents are poor and don't have anything to give him at christmas.

Or no wait! I totally forgot the point hahah HAHAAA!!!! I got it....how dumb of me....THIS IS CONCEPTUAL ART!!!! How smart!

PS: Oh and in his profile he wrote the following: "I'm Male, 22 and Single", hehe any guess why you're single you f&*^king RETARD!
 

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What a freaking retard id seriously beat this guys ass, if he don't like the DS trade it in and let some other parents buy it for their kids Xmas present, what a retard god people like this need cutting in half with screwdrivers themselves!
 

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I doubt that he's single just for beating the crap out of his DS... I just think he did what needed to be done. that was HIS DS not YOUR DS. Who cares if he beat it up. I think the joke is on you...here you all are all riled up about someone who completely destroyed his DS...I say good for him, and I laugh at you for making ridiculously absurd comments like "he looks like a pedephile", or "people like this need cutting in half with screwdrivers themselves" and so on.
it really shows who the mature one is between you and him...
 

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I doubt that he's single just for beating the crap out of his DS... I just think he did what needed to be done. that was HIS DS not YOUR DS. Who cares if he beat it up. I think the joke is on you...here you all are all riled up about someone who completely destroyed his DS...I say good for him, and I laugh at you for making ridiculously absurd comments like "he looks like a pedephile", or "people like this need cutting in half with screwdrivers themselves" and so on.
it really shows who the mature one is between you and him...

But it so wasteful of a hardware. Its probably not salvageable anymore.
 

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...it really shows who the mature one is between you and him...

so mature people break their stuff up instead of thinking about other people and trading it in to some gameshop so poor parents can get their kid a DS for xmas that they prolly couldnt afford otherwise?

so by that logic you are saying that going apeshit and smashing my stuff up and breaking things that i paid good money for, that people in other countries prolly couldn't ever afford, im being MATURE???

dude stfu and stop making retarded comments like that.
 

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I doubt that he's single just for beating the crap out of his DS... I just think he did what needed to be done. that was HIS DS not YOUR DS. Who cares if he beat it up. I think the joke is on you...here you all are all riled up about someone who completely destroyed his DS...I say good for him, and I laugh at you for making ridiculously absurd comments like "he looks like a pedephile", or "people like this need cutting in half with screwdrivers themselves" and so on.
it really shows who the mature one is between you and him...

Actually, the fact I think he looks like a paedophile is based purely on his looks. He could of been holding a pair of 34DDs or a really cute kitty and I would of still thought the same.
 

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People like this are single cause they probably beat their spouse.
Serious control issues in his head, my suggestion is therapy. If video games can frustrate him into "cutting it in half with a screwdriver" imagine what a little spat with a girlfriend would make him do.

I know we cant all be as mature as Myke (not being sarcastic), but at least over half of us have enough control and discipline to not get frustrated into doing this >.>
 

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Oh...poor thing...a video game was too hard for him...boo hoo...i'm going to break my game machine, that'll teach them for making hard games.
 
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