In Soviet Russia..

[science]

In Soviet Russia, ride pimps you!

 

[PikaPika]

in soviet russia, post moderates you!

 

[science]

In soviet Russia, dick sucks you!

 

[Mangofett]

In Soviet Russia, STFU !!

 

[jumpman17]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you!

EDIT: OH OH OH! I got it.

In Soviet Russia, Bizarro is normal. LAWL

 

[Caoimhin]

In Soviet Russia it really is madness!

 

[Costello]

 

[Veho]

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tell you.

 

[Caoimhin]

In Soviet Russia, the dog walks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, the plane flies YOU!

 

[lagman]

In Soviet Russia, the wikis edit YOU!
In Soviet Russia, the love fall in YOU!
In Soviet Russia, the PS3 is great!

 

[Jax]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes you!

 

[Mewgia]

In Soviet Russia, Windows crashes on YOU!

...no wait, other way around. It already does that.

 

[Westside]

In Soviet Russia, STFU !!

In Soviet Russia, Strip teaser fucks u?