“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”
~ Fidel Castro on politics
* In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
* In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, Jehovah Witnesses YOU!!"
* In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!"
* In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bitch slaps YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, pet neuters YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
* In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
* In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!