I was really surprised how much he shilled for Russia at that summit.
It makes me sad, we're definitely moving towards authoritarianism. Give it another few decades and we'll be indistinguishable from China and Russia.
Hmm...to be honest: I wasn't. If anything, his 180-turns are just a bit faster than before. And since I'm not a US citizen, I can afford to find it hilarious. I mean...come on!
Trump: I want to cancel all economic sanctions on them, basically letting them off the hook for invading the Krim. And by the way: I see no reason why the Russians would help me win the election.
Press: wait...does that mean that Mueller's investigation is wrong?
Trump: Putin personally told me he had nothing to do with it and I believe him.
Governator Schwarzenegger: what's the matter with you? You look like a little wet noodle!
Trump: oh, wait...I misspoke. I meant to say that I believe what our intelligence department has uncovered.
Press: so...Russians are no longer tergetting us?
Trump: no.
Sarah Sanders: the president actually meant to say yes.
At this rate, I predict he ragequits his job by the end of the week.
