I'm not convinced the Pokémon is suitable for kids

[Retal]

At one particular point in the game, I was quite impressed by an abrupt barrage of innuendo. But I was curious. Was this in fact an accurate translation from the Japanese version, or was the translator just bored at this point and made up some outstanding lines to keep himself entertained. Perhaps someone with great insight can shed some light upon this mystery.

 

[cruddybuddy]

I'm not convinced the quotes you've selected are actually examples of innuendo, Evidence not required.

 

[tjas]

the pictures l-o-o-a-d r-e-a-l-l-y s-l-o-w i'l report back when I see them

Edit: why did I wait for that..?

 

[jimmy j]

@bottom three pics

 

[nintendofreak]

HAHAAHA,

 

[Hadrian]

I take you've not come across the bit where a kid calls you a "bugger". I haven't buggered anyone so Nintendo has insulted me.

 

[Sil3n7]

 

[Retal]

I take you've not come across the bit where a kid calls you a "bugger".

No spoilers please

And for those of you too innocent to get the significance of the first post, you needn't feel the compunction to reply.

 

[OrR]

There are also quite a few net culture references in there... I love the translation! B)

 

[rice151]

I think the best one was that Massive Damage comment.
I love how Nintendo is subtly playing into the culture, Paper Mario Quotes, Hammer Bros 1337speak and now Pokemans!

 

[Shelleeson]

that's just too naughty.

 

[chalupa]

I love the hammer bros. 1337 speech! I literally rofled as in I was rolling on the floor laughing. I'm interested by the cock trainer and wana see it myself. where do you find that trainer?

 

[Killermech]

Did he really say that 'cocks' part?... oh my.. oh dear

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

lame thread

 

[Retal]

lame thread

Safety is not guaranteed. Neither is your precious childhood.

I think the best one was that Massive Damage comment.

I remember seeing that, but it was earlier days, and at that time I was naïve enough to think that it was just a coincidence.

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

lame thread

Safety is not guaranteed. Neither is your precious childhood.

wow that made absolutely no sense!
congratulations!!!!!!

 

[Sc4rFac3d]

cocks

 

[Mewgia]

No that is not why Pokemon is unsuitable for kids... This is!

 

[DjoeN]

Gotta love this

"She is right. For instance, any child exploring the most popular Pokemon websites " 2 will be linked to a selection of occult games such as Sailor Moon, Star Wars, and others more overtly evil."

"Matthew's tutor had already warned her that the Pokemon craze could stir interest in other kinds of occult role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons"

The most occult force is the church itself

Time for some Star Wars alike Pokémon game - May the (occult) force be with you!

 

[Retal]

Sailor Moon is the epitome of occult. God save the Internet.