I'm insulted, why do these bots think I'm so stupid?

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by The Teej, Jul 28, 2008.

  1. The Teej
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    [​IMG]Hello there!Tatyana Dickens8 days ago

    How are you?

    I was minding my own business when my best-friend told me about this site. Here I am and... I like it! Very nice page sexy! I really hope you'll be as interesting in person as you are in writing. I'm looking for a friend and willing to play it by ear afterward. I've been thrown into single life a few months now, and I'm having the time of my life. I would like to introduce myself. I'm very good-looking and in shape. I watch what I eat and use my treadmill at least three times a week. I'm not the "clingy" type, preferring to do my own thing once in a while. I like trying out new things and am not afraid to embarrass myself. I also love to read and watch some t.v. I think you live near me, that's a big bonus. I'm hoping you'll be interested in finding out if we will be a good match. By the way, this is not my profile account... not a bait and switch either. I'm just borrowing it. Please don't respond to this message directly. Instead, you should respond to my own mail address: c_mary_braddy at yahoo.

    Thanx.

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    Rofl, yeah, not a trap in the slightest [​IMG]
     
  2. camx

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    Believe it or not, they think you are stupid because similar rubbish has been used successfully before. Think about the people sheltered and not desensitized (a rarity, I know) like we all are... They don't have to go to great lengths to hone their craft because quite frankly if you send your spam to a million or so people, just getting a handful to bite is all you need... Firing a shotgun at the sea from an airplane hoping to kill a couple fish doesn't exactly require precise strategy now does it? It might be harder these days but it is certainly not impossible. No matter how much any of us write all this off as more information babble that we see every time we look at anything on our computers, as long as Joe Sixpack is sitting there and thinks there is a shred of truth to spam like that they really have no reason to change whatsoever.
     
  3. JPH

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    I thought you weren't on my e-mail list anymore?
     
  4. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
     
  5. The Teej
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    The Teej Also known as The Tjalian

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    But come on, anybody who even took a small look at my Bebo page would instantly realise I'm not a moron [​IMG] I'm pretty sure it would have to be sent manually, as well...
     
  6. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    Of course they don't take the time to go through different people's websites and see if they're gullible or not.


    Now answer me, how the fuck did you get on my e-mail list!
    My plans are foiled again, thanks to The Teej and that stankyass dog! [​IMG]
     
  7. Man18

    Man18 GBAtemp Maniac

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    she sounds hot man go get it.
     
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  9. The Teej
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    The Teej Also known as The Tjalian

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    She does have nice boobs, I'll give her that.

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  10. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    I like how every sentence in "her" profile ends with an exclamation point. That sort of thing really turns me on.
     
  11. The Teej
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    The Teej Also known as The Tjalian

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    Clearly she's a very excited lady [​IMG]
     
  12. deathfisaro

    deathfisaro Narcistic Deathfisaro Fan

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    Or a screamer
     
  13. Jackreyes

    Jackreyes Newbie

    I r got a few too.

    Whats upAutumn MacMurdo2 days ago
    Hiya cutiepie

    Your profile made me hungry. I'd like to know lots more about you. But it's only fair that I shared some information about me I have a lot of dreams but would love to start traveling out of the country. I'd love to find a traveling companion to share new adventures. I want to visit more of Europe and Asia. What do you think? I'm not fat, but not the athletic type either. I feel just as comfortable watching DVDs a whole weekend as going camping. I also like shopping, eating out and decorating. I'm also looking for someone local, that's you, right? I'm just a visitor here, so I don't really know the area. I hope you'll be interested in chatting with me! Just don't reply directly to this message. I'm using my best-friend's account because I don't think I want to jump into online dating Please contact me through my private Email instead: nmarywoodward at yahoo.com.

    Thanks, ttyl.
     
  14. Calafas

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    I get like 4 of these a day on bebo, all with exactly the same message, just a different name and email. [​IMG]
     
  15. Endogene

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    this is how most French people speak English....
     
  16. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    UGH! I can't believe you would insult my sister in this way!
    She is very fine woman with long sexy legs!
    You should come and see our naughty sibling canola oil wrestling on our special porntube page!


    /fnord






    What makes me worry about the world is the fact that somebody in this forum will wind up clicking that link.