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LOL This is pretty funny if you ask me.

Also if you look at his profile. Hes like a 15 year old male so hes trolling us

Op YOU ARE A STUPID CRAP HEAD WHO NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!:angry:
Oh, I thought I was going to be reading someone's tales of their amazing life experiences.
 

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LOL This is pretty funny if you ask me.

Also if you look at his profile. Hes like a 15 year old male so hes trolling us

Op YOU ARE A STUPID CRAP HEAD WHO NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!:angry:
My god this kid is a genius, someone make him an admin.
 

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hey guys sorry for the delay i was typing and then my computer broke so lol here it is
so like yesterday was a pretty good day. first my 3ds broke and i was really upset but then uncle richard came in and came in (dont worry he used a party balloon (since we cant afford condoms) from the funeral of the nerd whose 3ds we stole who died from suicide(lol)) and so my day was okay. but then my bitch mom came into my room and scolded me for not telling her about my child and i was like 'fu*k you bitch' and i slapped the whore and threw her out of my room. then she cried like a little bitch she is (lol). so like in a few hours i met up with my new bf (since the old buff one had a small dick and he was booooring!) and it turns out he's the same guy who i fuc*ed in mcdonalds! he said he is 20 now, but i dont know, and he said his name was pink ponk or something. he has like an asian name but he says hes from some 3rd world eastern europe country (america is best). so like after 2-4 sentances we started to have sex and it was good. he has a bigger dick than my ex but he isn't really buff but that doesnt matter to me, what matters to me is what is the size of the dick, not the personality/appearance. so like i instantly fell in love with him and we had sex again in his apartment. he fucked me soo good i couldnt even walk from his apartment, so i left there for a night. so like it was the best sex i ever had and fuck i'm only 13. he usually gave me facials but some times he came inside me without a condom, good old uncle richard style. those facials were amazing. he covered my face with cum like a weaboo covers his figurine with semen. and so after 3 days of intense fucking pink goes to his video game tournament and i go home. i then find out that dad murdered mom and he was taken by the po po and i was begging the police to not take him since he did nothing wrong (the fuckin bitch deserved it) and he police man cop told me to sex him in the car. so i'm already in the car taking off my clothes and all of that shit but then the police man looks at my vagina and says "wtf ur only 13 why does your pussy look like raw meat?" and then i look at my pussy and i see that after having sex with ponk my vagina got completely stretched out (wtf). i got so embarresed that suddenly all of pink's 3 liters of cum poured out of my vagina right on the police mans 2 inch dick. the police man then slapped me and threw me out of the car. now i'm laying on the floor with my panties down and cum pouring from my little whore vagina seeing how my dad with handcuffs is getting in the police car and looking at me desperately and saying with a whispery, sad, slow voice "son, i am disappoint".
tomorrow will be part 3!
 
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hey guys sorry for the delay i was typing and then my computer broke so lol here it is
so like yesterday was a pretty good day. first my 3ds broke and i was really upset but then uncle richard came in and came in (dont worry he used a party balloon (since we cant afford condoms) from the funeral of the nerd whose 3ds we stole who died from suicide(lol)) and so my day was okay. but then my bitch mom came into my room and scolded me for not telling her about my child and i was like 'fu*k you bitch' and i slapped the whore and threw her out of my room. then she cried like a little bitch she is (lol). so like in a few hours i met up with my new bf (since the old buff one had a small dick and he was booooring!) and it turns out he's the same guy who i fuc*ed in mcdonalds! he said he is 20 now, but i dont know, and he said his name was pink ponk or something. he has like an asian name but he says hes from some 3rd world eastern europe country (america is best). so like after 2-4 sentances we started to have sex and it was good. he has a bigger dick than my ex but he isn't really buff but that doesnt matter to me, what matters to me is what is the size of the dick, not the personality/appearance. so like i instantly fell in love with him and we had sex again in his apartment. he fucked me soo good i couldnt even walk from his apartment, so i left there for a night. so like it was the best sex i ever had and fuck i'm only 13. he usually gave me facials but some times he came inside me without a condom, good old uncle richard style. those facials were amazing. he covered my face with cum like a weaboo covers his figurine with semen. and so after 3 days of intense fucking pink goes to his video game tournament and i go home. i then find out that dad murdered mom and he was taken by the po po and i was begging the police to not take him since he did nothing wrong (the fuckin bitch deserved it) and he police man cop told me to sex him in the car. so i'm already in the car taking off my clothes and all of that shit but then the police man looks at my vagina and says "wtf ur only 13 why does your pussy look like raw meat?" and then i look at my pussy and i see that after having sex with ponk my vagina got completely stretched out (wtf). i got so embarresed that suddenly all of pink's 3 liters of cum poured out of my vagina right on the police mans 2 inch dick. the police man then slapped me and threw me out of the car. now i'm laying on the floor with my panties down and cum pouring from my little whore vagina seeing how my dad with handcuffs is getting in the police car and looking at me desperately and saying with a whispery, sad, slow voice "son, i am disappoint".
tomorrow will be part 3!
wow oh my gawd i cant believe dis happened! i liek am so scared and surprisio! did yew tell leela47?

n liek all shuld knw tht i has intention on de spell and grammur
 

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