I'm getting married for legal citizenship.......

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  1. WeaponXxX
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    WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    I know most of you kids are too young to know anything about marriage but I figure maybe some people may know a thing or two to prepare me??

    So far I am giving a girl X amount of dollars split in 3 portions...one up front, one after the papers go through and final part in 2 years when I become legal.

    I am paying a lot of money and don't want to blow this....get denied at the interview...so anybody here ever do what I am doing? Anybody able to give me some advise?

    If its a fake marriage do I still get wedding gifts from you all???
     
  2. PrinceIcee

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    do you really....love...the girl

    if not, get married, bang her a coupel of times then get a divorce
     
  3. Takrin

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    good luck, hope it works out, also helps if you dont advertise your getting married for citizenship heh, i can say she'll get annoying after a few months or a year if you dont love her. personally think it would be better to find a girl you like then get married to her.
     
  4. WeaponXxX
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    WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    I doubt the American Government is watching my posting on GBATemp....nor do they know who I am....so I think I am pretty safe....

    but it is a 2 year process and it is very unlikely I will be having sex with the girl so we can drop that. We won't even be living together.

    Again this is only for citizenship....since I have no friends or family I don't know who to trust on the matter so I was hoping somebody here would have some advise.
     
  5. HipN

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    If she is single, meaning not married or does not have a BF w/e, then get to know her. Im not talking about dates, but hang out, get to know her, and on the interview, don't sound like your answers are scripted.


    Basically, be her friend.
     
  6. animalsex

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    My cousins ex-husband did this without her knowing..divorced her a few weeks later..fucking douchebag
     
  7. Icarus

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    I hope the person is reliable and knows how to act natural during the interviews. Just try to be natural and everything is going to be fine. But honestly, does it worth the money? I would wait until I find someone I really love and accept the marriage without any money involved.
     
  8. Taras

    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    This has to either be a troll or you don't understand the process.

    Statuses are
    1. Conditional Permanent resident - hold for 2 years
    2. Permanent Resident
    3. Citizenship

    Steps 1 & 2 involve interviews two years apart. #3 happens after 3 or 4 years total. You need documents to prove you live together, joint accounts, bills addressed to both of you, etc. The interviewers will see right through bullshit. The woman will probably take off after the first payment (I've heard of this happening BTW.) Don't try it. Your only choice is to legitimately marry an American woman which is hard because they make terrible, inattentive, untrustworthy wives.
     
  9. cruddybuddy

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    Actually, just father a child here. That's what all the Mexicans do.
     
  10. WeaponXxX
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    WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    LOL Me a troll?

    I already have set up the following:

    *A apartment for $600 USD a month where we both be on the lease, Basically I am just sitting on the apartment for proof of residence,

    *I have 3 bank accounts, I will put her on one and not give her access, we have already talked about this.

    *And we are prepared to file our taxes together one year

    So the only hard part I see is the interview....

    Unless someone else knows something that may block me from accomplishing my goal.

    I have to try it cause I am not ready to go home and I lost my identification which makes living here a pain in the ass. Option 2 is to get a fake ID which I may consider if plan 1 fails. As of right now the hardest part I see is the interview
     
  11. Taras

    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    You need to include notarized copies of your Passport & Birth Certificate when you submit the paperwork.
     
  12. hankchill

    hankchill I Pwn n00bs.

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    That's the stupidest reason to marry someone.

    My cousin got screwed over because of something like this. She loved the guy so much and he only married her to be a citizen, and then he divorced her.

    Can't, and won't, support you there. Find somebody you love to get your citizenship.
     
  13. pasc

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    Yep, in that point you are right hankchill, never marry someone you don't really like.... it may break your neck. Playing with other's feelings for MoNeY is a very bad thing to do... nearly as bad as to kill someone (ok, that is a bad comparison, but I just wanted to show that is REALLY bad).

    But to be honest, I don't think you will follow us cause we're just the stupid internet guys, there to entertain you, right ?

    If so: Man get a REAL life...
     
  14. lagman

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    But he's not playing with the girl, he's paying her! She knows what she's doing.
    I can't help, but I wish you success.

    EDIT Fraternal:
    Hey hermana, si checas este thread quizas veas porque tengo esa lista, veras tambien a un par de miembros de ella e incluso alguien de nuevo ingreso [​IMG]
     
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    lol....the last part of this is quite an over generalization; there are many women in the us who would make wonderful, trustworthy wives...Your plan is flawed though and fooling the interviewers will be a challenge to you.

    Good luck though...my advice is to do what makes you happy and be patient, b/c it is a long ass process
     
  16. jalaneme

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    i have a best friend of 5 years who wanted to marry me for british citizenship but i said no because it's not love, i want to marry someone i care about, we are still friends though.
     
  17. Golin

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    Haha... that's not always true, some legal children get kicked out of the U.S. that way. It is a loophole, but there's a high possibility that the children will just be the one who gets the worst out of the deal.
     
  18. pasc

    pasc GBATemps official GBA Freak

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    @lagman: it STILL is stupid, it just does not feel right. There should be another way to get a legal citizenship. Just search.

    @jalaneme: what do you mean by "of 5 years" ? That he is 5 ? Or am I misunderstanding something ? I guess it's the latter one...
     
  19. amptor

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    google it newb pen1s man [​IMG] u have to be married for 5 years. u should check with an immigration lawyer to see if you even need to bother with any of that.
     
  20. lagman

    lagman I wish I was green.

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    I agree with you.

    BTW 5 years of friendship [​IMG]
     
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