Lali ho! Recently my friend Suzie has been starting pretty much every conversation with the words 'If I won the lottery I would...'. She's usually referring to the frankly ludicrous rollover jackpots you see on Euromillions, like when it was £160 million or something along those lines. And we've all thought about it, let's be honest. So, in an effort to get to know my fellow 'Tempers a little better, I thought I'd ask what YOU would do with that sort of money. Let's say for example it was a 100 million of whatever your chosen currency is. What would you do? Invest? Donate a tonne towards curing diseases and saving lives? Piss it all away in the most epic possible fashion? Let us know. I'll start things off. 1) Offer a HUGE reward to any Square Enix employees who are willing to start work on the long rumoured FF7 remake, if only to A) shut the fanboys up, and B) put this love triangle thing to rest once and for all so people stop flaming me for not reviving Aerith in my fanfic when I had a blatant opportunity to. I would also buy a fully functional replica of Cloud's 'Fenrir' bike. 'Cause it's pimp. And a fully functional Ragnarok won't be happening for several decades at the very best. 2) Find a copy of Silent Bomber for the PS1 that DOESN'T freeze at the end of level 10, so I can finally finish the damn thing after buying a copy a year for the last decade and always ending up with the same sodding glitch. Would be nice to tick that fucker off my 'to-do' list. 3) Spend a small fortune on setting myself up for life, then donate a shedload to worthy charities, then whatever's left once I've made sure I can do whatever I want for the rest of my life without worry, piss the rest away by going into the biggest game store in the world and asking for one of everything. 4) Buy myself an F14D Super Tomcat fighter jet and have it painted in the Sakura/Cherry Blossom paint scheme from Ace Combat, then have it parked on my front lawn of my mansion. Fully armed just for the lols. In fact it'd be my burglar alarm. Have it hooked up to motion detectors and if you don't disarm it from the front gate, it fires missiles at any cars then guns down the survivors with a heavy machine gun. That'd teach people not to fuck with me. 5) Buy a crossbow and shoot Justin Bieber in the eye socket, then bribe every member of the jury and the judge and everyone else of importance to let me off. And that's just for starters. What about you lot?