If you met Santa...

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Dec 24, 2010

If you met Santa... by Slyakin at 12:52 AM (1,533 Views / 0 Likes) 23 replies

  1. Slyakin
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    Member Slyakin See ya suckers

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    What would you say? [​IMG]


    I just thought that it would be a nice little topic to see how people would react. A little Christmas cheer does us some good, I guess.
     


  2. Pyrmon

    Member Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    *walking in the street casually*
    *Santa shows up and proves to me that he is Santa by doing some crappy magical Christmas stuff*
    *I look at him in amazement and with a happy look on my face*
    *I start beating the crap out of him while yelling "why did you NEVER get me what I wanted, you jerk?!?*
    *I walk off, leaving Santa in a pool of blood and gore*

    I'm an horrible person, I know.
     
  3. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    I'd come in and say, "What would you like Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King to bring you this year, Santa?"

    And then he'd get all giddy.

    I'm just that fucking awesome.
     
  4. _Chaz_

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    If I met Santa, I'd curse him for never bringing me that Game Boy I asked for which led me to doubt his existence in the first place, throwing my 4 year old life into turmoil as I questioned what else the world told me that was a bucket of lies.
     
  5. Canonbeat234

    Member Canonbeat234 Redeemed Temper

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    I'll be like 'you don't exist!' then Santa be like 'So is Jesus' then I'll be like 'O Rly?'

    Santa be like 'Hail Capitalism!!' then I'll like 'Americanized Idol'

    Santa be like 'Ho! Ho! Ho! MAI BOI, This is what all true Americans pay for,' then I'll like 'WEEGEE KNOWS YOU!'

    Santa be like 'HO-' turns into WEEGEE. I'll be like 'Merry WEEGEE to you,'
     
  6. Slyakin
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    Hehehe...


    Wat?
     
  7. Infinite Zero

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    Why the eff are you so fat.
     
  8. DryYoshi

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    Hey hobo, shave your beard.
     
  9. monkat

    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Cuz beards are sexy?

    Duh?
     
  10. ShadowSoldier

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    Ask him for one of his three ho's

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  11. DryYoshi

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    Beards are sexy, that's why only the monkat can have them, so that's why Santa must shave his beard.
     
  12. SubliminalSegue

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    Dammit, I was thinking that.

    I'd probably see Santa and ask him why he was such a dick and why he never brought me the laptop I asked for 12 years in a row. Then I'd ask him if he was deaf. Then I'd kick him in the dick.
     
  13. DryYoshi

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    Personally, I would kick him in the balls.
     
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    I'd go Tim Allen on his ass.
     
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    I would try to see what kind of drunk santa would be.
     
  16. 8BitWalugi

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    First thing that came to mind.
     
  17. mthrnite

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    If you meet the Santa, kill the Santa. ~mthrnite
     
  18. Crystal the Glaceon

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    If I met him, I would only have one request.
    Do as I say and I won't hurt anyone. [​IMG]
     
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    I'd say "Hohoho, you're a Ho"
     
  20. emigre

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    I'd knife him and steal his wallet.
     

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