If you met Santa...

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Slyakin, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. Slyakin
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    Slyakin See ya suckers

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    What would you say? [​IMG]


    I just thought that it would be a nice little topic to see how people would react. A little Christmas cheer does us some good, I guess.
     


  2. Pyrmon

    Pyrmon Burnin' Monkey Love

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    *walking in the street casually*
    *Santa shows up and proves to me that he is Santa by doing some crappy magical Christmas stuff*
    *I look at him in amazement and with a happy look on my face*
    *I start beating the crap out of him while yelling "why did you NEVER get me what I wanted, you jerk?!?*
    *I walk off, leaving Santa in a pool of blood and gore*

    I'm an horrible person, I know.
     
  3. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    I'd come in and say, "What would you like Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King to bring you this year, Santa?"

    And then he'd get all giddy.

    I'm just that fucking awesome.
     
  4. _Chaz_

    _Chaz_ GBAtemp's Official Mook™

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    If I met Santa, I'd curse him for never bringing me that Game Boy I asked for which led me to doubt his existence in the first place, throwing my 4 year old life into turmoil as I questioned what else the world told me that was a bucket of lies.
     
  5. Canonbeat234

    Canonbeat234 Redeemed Temper

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    I'll be like 'you don't exist!' then Santa be like 'So is Jesus' then I'll be like 'O Rly?'

    Santa be like 'Hail Capitalism!!' then I'll like 'Americanized Idol'

    Santa be like 'Ho! Ho! Ho! MAI BOI, This is what all true Americans pay for,' then I'll like 'WEEGEE KNOWS YOU!'

    Santa be like 'HO-' turns into WEEGEE. I'll be like 'Merry WEEGEE to you,'
     
  6. Slyakin
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    Slyakin See ya suckers

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    Hehehe...


    Wat?
     
  7. Infinite Zero

    Infinite Zero Almost!

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    Why the eff are you so fat.
     
  8. DryYoshi

    DryYoshi Love child of Dry Bones and Yoshi

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    Hey hobo, shave your beard.
     
  9. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Cuz beards are sexy?

    Duh?
     
  10. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

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    Ask him for one of his three ho's

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  11. DryYoshi

    DryYoshi Love child of Dry Bones and Yoshi

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    Beards are sexy, that's why only the monkat can have them, so that's why Santa must shave his beard.
     
  12. SubliminalSegue

    SubliminalSegue GBAtemp Fan

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    Dammit, I was thinking that.

    I'd probably see Santa and ask him why he was such a dick and why he never brought me the laptop I asked for 12 years in a row. Then I'd ask him if he was deaf. Then I'd kick him in the dick.
     
  13. DryYoshi

    DryYoshi Love child of Dry Bones and Yoshi

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    Personally, I would kick him in the balls.
     
  14. Sterling

    Sterling GBAtemp's Silver Hero

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    I'd go Tim Allen on his ass.
     
  15. Mesiskope

    Mesiskope Banned

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    I would try to see what kind of drunk santa would be.
     
  16. 8BitWalugi

    8BitWalugi Taiyohhhhhh!

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    First thing that came to mind.
     
  17. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    If you meet the Santa, kill the Santa. ~mthrnite
     
  18. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ The saint of all the sinners

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    If I met him, I would only have one request.
    Do as I say and I won't hurt anyone. [​IMG]
     
  19. SamAsh07

    SamAsh07 GBAtemp Addict

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    I'd say "Hohoho, you're a Ho"
     
  20. emigre

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    I'd knife him and steal his wallet.