Okay, who added that comedy last option there? It's hilarious...even more so that someone actually voted for it. 
"Yup, I DO like to play games on a screen size of 1 pixel that refreshes every second. Unlike you bastards with your fancy-schmancy "graphics", I can keep playing on my 10-year old digital watch FOR WELL OVER A YEAR without running out of battery power."

"Yup, I DO like to play games on a screen size of 1 pixel that refreshes every second. Unlike you bastards with your fancy-schmancy "graphics", I can keep playing on my 10-year old digital watch FOR WELL OVER A YEAR without running out of battery power."