1. x65943

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    Vampires never age, so whatever age you are when you are turned - you will be that age forever

    What age would you pick? (If you could, obviously most have no choice)

    I think I would go with 30, mature, but not too many wrinkles - and you still have a lot of strength and agility
     
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  2. AmandaRose

    AmandaRose Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan
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    Well you never see baby vampires so I would be one. It would be a great trap as people would pick me up and be all like look at the cute baby. And then when they least suspect it

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  3. Memoir

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    Dead...

    Also, I feel like there's various ideologies as to what Vampires are and the effects being one has on you as a person. Like, you could be 60 and become a vampire. There could be something with you drinking blood that could give you a forever 20 look, y'know?

    Edit 2: Alright, I'll play. I'd be 11. There's something about an immortal child that just seems enticing.
     
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    This poses an interesting question. Would baby vampires need diapers? They don't eat any solids, right? Or is that not canon? It was always my understanding that they only ate "real food" for the flavour and got all their nutrients from blood alone.
     
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    Either I'd pick my current age so I can still get away with being mistaken as a teen and pay cheap rates at places, or maybe a bit older, so I wouldn't get carded constantly doing anything over 21 year olds do. I mean, if I'm an immortal vampire, I assume anything with legal ID would get sketchy after a few decades.
     
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    25. Seems alright to me.
    Make me a vampire asap.
     
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    25-30 would probably be easiest, especially if your mental age also freezes at the time (though neuroplasticity might be a boon).

    Assuming my mind stays sharp, able to learn and not as stupid as sub 25 then yeah back to 25-30. Age is more attitude than anything else and makeup can do a lot for you as well so would not entirely suck to be 15 -20. Below that would be a bastard really. Above that assuming it is just grey hair and wrinkles then all good really, an eternity with an aching knee or something would be less fun.
    Not to mention if I am going to kill people to assume their identities a 20 something is in many ways a lot easier to disappear than finding a 50 something without community connections that could be exploited like this, and the "good old boy that never got a passport/photo ID" you can drop a couple of grand on pool is getting smaller by the day and only gives you a few decades anyway. Or if I am farming humans to assume identities (let them grow up, no ID during school, move away, dispose of them/have a "servant"...) then also less time to create.

    Also yes I have debated what I would do if I was eternally fixed in age to allow myself to blend in. If I somehow had money to play with (a possibility if you have a lot of time) then I could see having a cutout or stand in be a business and live off the fat of that.
     
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    hah, funny story. when I would buy liquor, I was carded by a guy who said, "my god! you're how old!? what are you a vampire?" true story. I'm almost 40 (next year), but I still look like a teenager.
     
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    I am Vampire now.:evil:

    .......unfortunately Teeth are in the Process of being repaired.

    So 512 Years it not a well dried Age....
     
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    I’d prefer to be 19 young dumb and...


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    Well, you'd be the opposite. Young and :evil:. Because you're a vampire.
     
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    I'm surprised that nobody said 12 so they could become the famed 1000 year old loli vampire.
     
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    If I became a vampire, then I would have to change my name to Mari Setogaya and I don't need any more names. That being said, I don't really age so I guess 23, which is the age everyone already thinks I am.
     
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    Was trying to find a scene from the movie, My Best Friend is a Vampire


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    I'd want to be √-1, my age is i
     
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    12 or 15, usually people underestimate teens, so i'd be easier to get close to people and feed
     
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    I'd be 1.
    I'd wear them regardless.
     
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    i will be 17 years old. just old enough to get in trouble with the law for the most things.
     
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    I’d like to be 35. I was pretty fit and didn’t have to shave often. Also, at that age, I know cool things.

    I’m with @godreborn , I’ve looked and weighed the same since high school. Customers are shocked when I tell them that I’ve been employed at my totally secret job for 24 years now. They say “you don’t even look 24!” #VampySquad

    Really though, I’d hate being a vampire because, I like to be outdoors in the daytime.
     
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