If someone were to make the ultimate Discord moderation bot, what would it do?

[bendevnull]

Same as the thread title. Too lazy to write here right now. I think a moderation bot would be able to mute a person. Any more ideas?

Current ideas:

• Ban
• Mute
• Kick
• Take over the Discord
• Build up a Skynet
• Play Bon Jovi
• Call restaurants ahead of time and make reservations

External Influences:

Spoiler: Jerry: Public Discord Randomness

 

[VinsCool]

Ban, kick, take over the Discord, build up Skynet.

These boring things.

 

[drenal]

Playing Bon Jovi is a must. It should also be able to infest computers with a virus to help build a skynet.

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Oh, and you can't forget to make sure it can call restaurants ahead of time and make reservations. It'll save you a lot of time!

 

[EthanAddict]

It should be able to fire up Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face lp for the people there to listen to

 

[Deleted User]

My bot calls you rude and tells you to kill yourself. Does that count?

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I guess if you do something worthy of attracting a mods attention, the bot should play random noises, like "new message"-bloops, Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat alert noises, meows, toilet bowl flushes, sirens, whistles, or these

 

[Chary]

I guess if you do something worthy of attracting a mods attention

;O; The only sound that I see fitting would be: