ideal spouse

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May 8, 2008

ideal spouse by tinymonkeyt at 3:06 AM (1,726 Views / 0 Likes) 22 replies

  1. tinymonkeyt
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    for all of those single out there
    (well, if youre married, you could do it too i guess)
    what's your ideal of a perfect spouse?

    for me
    i guess a dude whos just
    easy going
    like to have fun, but at the same time is serious
    i'd like him to be a good listener and understands me
    but also outgoing so i dont have to be the one talking all the time
    doesnt have to be drop dead handsome or hot
    but a nice (fit) body and average looks would do
    uhm uhm uhm
    oooh! he has to like video games (its kinda rare to find a guy that doesnt)
    i know that sounds different from most girls
    but since im a semi-gamer, we could play games together
    most girls get angry when their husbands/bfs play video games
    because they play more than they pay attention to their girls
    so yeah
    thats about it
    how bout you?
     


  2. wilddenim

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    You described my perfect guy. [​IMG]
     
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    Crazy and patient?


    You are one strange guy [​IMG]
     
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    I don't thinks she exists anymore.
     
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    All I want is a girl to keep me warm at night.
     
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    my girlfriend is the perfect spouse. period. : )
     
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    Someone caring, truly loving, physically attractive to some extent, not annoying, and of course, living.
     
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    Video games is a must, not to religious, not fat and I could type more...but I'm to lazy to [​IMG]
     
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    Strangely intelligence hasn't been mentioned. But I already had her, so I'll describe:

    Smart, funny, relaxed, artistic, gamer, empathic.
     
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    Clearly no one married in here so far!

    I'll describe the perfect spouse, or true love for those that don't believe in marriage:

    The perfect spouse is the one that will play Rock Band with you and ask to skip over the Queens of the Stone Age song because "those guys suck penis for money."

    She will also be the one that will catch a whiff of your nastiest gas, dry heave, then give you a high five.

    She laughs when little kids fall down, but doesn't think laughing at retarded people is appropriate.

    She'll physically punish a child when appropriate.

    She can say "you're right" when you are.

    She can say "I'm wrong" when she is.

    When she comes home and finds you playing GTA4, her response isn't "Ugh" but "It's time for Cops & Crooks bitches!"

    She swallows.


    You'll find that all the general characteristics of people change, but they themselves do not. My wife is very different than the day I met her, but everyday I am thankful that she's still here and she is still an awesome, awesome person.
     
  14. tinymonkeyt
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    yuh huhhhh
    theres married people one heree
    i think..

    its well thought out
    but thats your opinion of a perfect spouse
    (it cant apply to all. well a perfect wife is more like it..
    that wouldnt be my perfect spouse..)
     
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    Motherly, at least as much as I am
    Atheist
    Good sense of humor, or tolerant of same
    Huge... tracts of land
    MST3k or Firesign Theater freak.. or at least Rocky Horror
    Brunette's a plus
    Female's a plus
    Low shipping cost
    Kind
     
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    One that loves me as much as much as I love her, or more!
     
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    Huge tits.
    Kinky sex.
    Likes videogames.
    Rich.
    Horny.
    Good at cleaning and doing dishes etc. (ENJOYS!)
    Very attractive to look at.
    Intelligent.

    Hell yes.
     
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    not sure if you'll ever find somebody like that.
     
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    You did not mention really alive which we already... [​IMG]
     

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