I wrote these 2 Ideas for infomercials after Billy Mays died

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  1. air2004
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    BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE CRACK-ROK
    YOU CAN SMOKE IT , SNORT IT , DRINK IT AND SHOOT IT

    IT WILL GET YOU HIGH ALL THE SAME

    LADIES , ADD IT TO YOUR MAKE UP TO MAKE YOUR EYES POP
    OR INGEST IT SO YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR SLEEPING WITH (THAT UGLY GUY)

    GUYS , NEED THAT EXTRA STAYING POWER TO PLEASURE HER ?
    JUST DIP YOUR MEMEBER IN IT AND GO ALL NIGHT

    AND IF YOU ORDER NOW I'LL EVEN THROW IN CO-CANE WAFERS
    ABSOLUTLEY FREE (just pay seperate shipping and proccessing)
    THATS OVER AN $80 VALUE
    YOURS FOR $ 19.95

    AND DURING THIS LIMTED TIME OFFER
    IF YOU ODER NOW I WILL INCLUDE
    A POUND OF CO-CANE (just pay seperate shipping and proccessing)

    WITH CO-CANE YOU WILL GET ALL THE BENEFITS OF THE CRACK-ROK
    AND CO-CANE WAFERS BUT WITH MORE POSSIBILITIES

    HERE'S HOW TO ORDER


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    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR CRACK-SNAX

    DO YOU LIKE CRACK ?
    DO YOU LIKE SNACKS ?
    THEN YOU LOVE CRACK-SNAX

    WITH CRACK-SNAX YOU CAN EAT ALL YOU WANT
    WITHOUT THE FEAR OR GUILT OF GAINING WEIGHT
    BECAUSE YOU WONT

    CRACK-SNAX IS A SCIENTIFICLY PROVEN FORMULA
    OF DIETING FOR WEIGHT LOSS
    IN FACT IF YOU DON'T LOSE 30.LBS IN THE FIRST
    WEEK JUST SEND BACK THE UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND

    AND MAKING CRACK-SNAX HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER

    JUST ADD ONE POUND OF CRACK TO YOUR FAVORITE SNACK
    DICE IN A BLENDER FOR 30 SECONDS
    AND THEN BAKE FOR 10 MINS.
    IT DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER THAN THAT

    AND IF YOU ORDER NOW
    I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE O.D. KIT ABSOLUTELY FREE
    (just pay seperate shipping and proccessing)

    THATS OVER A $200 VALUE
    YOURS FOR $19.95

    HERES HOW TO ORDER
     
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  2. Crimson Ghoul

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    Lmfao! I love the part where it says a $200 value for only $19.95
    I never understood why they don't just charge $20 even
     
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    Its a psychological thing .....long story ... Its kinda the samething with gasoline , you will never see the price as $3 a gallon , it will always be $2.99.9 or $3.01.9 .....it has to do with the way the brain registers whole numbers
     
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    I guess so. I always round off anyways. No sense in asking for your .1 of a cent back or giving them 19.95 and waiting for your nickel
     
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    the was an experiment done years ago . When people see 19.99 they have a tendecy to buy . When they see 20.00 even , the number just looks bigger , I suppose it looks more expensive. Even though its not.
     
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    Come on people , I'm trying to make you laugh
     
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    I don't know much about this guy or whatever... but I did like the price thing as well ^_^
     
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    This is awesome.
    *gives alanjohns seal of approval*
     
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    Numbers ending in ".99" tend to make buyers think " good value". Numbers ending in ".00" tend to make buyers think "high quality".
     
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    This made me laugh. xD
     

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