I want to do a sex change

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Jun 9, 2011

I want to do a sex change by AlanJohn at 10:26 PM (748 Views / 0 Likes) 16 replies

  1. AlanJohn
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    After playing Half-Life 2 I understood that my soul doesn't fit in my body, so I want to change it.
    Yes, I want to become a girl.
    I am will make the surgery in home, I will start by ripping of my chest penis, and inserting used-up manga into my boobs to make them bigger.
    Finally, I will start watching MLP and change ava...


    But ofcourse before all of this I certainly need your advise.
     
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    AliceJohn?
    I like it! [​IMG]
     
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    Yes, It would most likely be like that.
     
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    MLP won't make you feminine or anything like that. It'll just make you poop awesome.


    Also, AlanJohanne suits you better.
     
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    -> EltonJohn
     
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    is it a reference to elton john
     
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    but first... is your body ready?
     
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    reggie came, so its not anymore


    came

    CAME

    REGGIE

    BODY

    READY

    CAME
     
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    Read 1st post.

    It clearly says that I played Half-Life 2.
     
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    Member Wizerzak Because I'm a potato!

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    but HAVE you completed Amnesia or Dead Space?
     
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    you need to shit bricks before you can build a shit house, you know
     
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    Amnesia was quite thrilling...
    I haven't got a chance to play dead space yet, though I heard about it alot.
    I like the theme "Being alone in outer space on a spaceship alone with zombies".
     
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    woah, was that a serious post by AlanJohn, IN THE EoF, IN HIS OWN THREAD!!!!??????? Wow.
     
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    want me to help? i'll make sure your breasts are good, so i can fondle it.
     
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    present alanjoahnna amnesia 2 and he will hate it

    alanjohn equals hates 2
     
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    My foot can help remove your chest genitalia.
     

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