I want to create a new OS (with best security, performance, features, Support & User-friendlines )

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but all I know how to do is watch porn..




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Why not install Ebola OS?

This requires Windows 47, a toaster, and a specimen of the Ebola virus (don't ask)

Step 1. Jam a fork into your toaster. If you survive, congrats! You've magically been enchanted ultimate shitpost powers and the rest will now work.
Stick 2. Type this into a CMD window on Windows: "run Ebola.exe"
Stud 3. Your Windows computer will now explode. Take this compooter to a local GameStop and say you need a Tampon. Glue this to your computer!
Shit 4. When you turn your computer on, it will have Ebola OS on it! Success!
Sauce 7. You may now notice Ebola OS coldbooting into Menuhax. Just simply install A9LH for Ebola OS by following this video guide: to fix it.
 
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Deck of Noobs said:
Why not install Ebola OS?

This requires Windows 47, a toaster, and a specimen of the Ebola virus (don't ask)

Step 1. Jam a fork into your toaster. If you survive, congrats! You've magically been enchanted ultimate shitpost powers and the rest will now work.
Stick 2. Type this into a CMD window on Windows: "run Ebola.exe"
Stud 3. Your Windows computer will now explode. Take this compooter to a local GameStop and say you need a Tampon. Glue this to your computer!
Shit 4. When you turn your computer on, it will have Ebola OS on it! Success!
Sauce 7. You may now notice Ebola OS coldbooting into Menuhax. Just simply install A9LH for Ebola OS by following this video guide: -snip- to fix it.
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A9LH? I thought it was E9LH (Ebola9 Loader Hax).
 
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A9LH has a better boot rate (1%) than E9LH (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000001%)
 
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  • JuanMena @ JuanMena:
    Will you give me mouth to mouth oxygen if my throat closes?
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Nah the air can do that
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Ask @x65943 he's trained for that stuff
  • JuanMena @ JuanMena:
    Kissing random dudes choking in celery? Really? Need to study for that?
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Yes it requires a degree
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    I could also yank out the rest of my teeth but theirs professionals for that
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    If your throat closes, putting oxygen in your mouth will not solve anything - as you will be introducing oxygen prior to the area of obstruction
  • JuanMena @ JuanMena:
    Just kiss me Kyle.
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    You either need to be intubated to bypass obstruction or create a stoma inferior to the the area of obstruction to survive
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    "Just kiss me Kyle." And I thought all the godreborn gay stuff was a smear campaign
  • JuanMena @ JuanMena:
    If I die, tell my momma I won't be carrying Baby Jesus this christmas :sad::cry:
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    Smear campaigns are in The political section now?
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    Pork Provolone :P
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    Sounds yummy
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    Sweet found my Wii u PSU right after I ordered a new one :tpi:
  • JuanMena @ JuanMena:
    It was waiting for you to order another one.
    Seems like, your PSU was waiting for a partner.
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    Keep them both
    separated or you'll have more PSUs each year.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Well one you insert one PSU into the other one you get power
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    It literally turns it on.
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    Yeah power supplies are filthy perverts
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    It's Kyle, the guy that went to school to be a Certified man Kisser.
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    Cartmans hand has taco flavored kisses
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