I wanna join...

[Cablephish]

The church of Scientology.

Where do I start?

 

[Law]

Give me $4000 CAD and I'll pass it on to Xenu with your details, then he'll teleport you to the nearest church to begin your induction.

 

[mucus]

Don't listen to Law. Give me $4000 American and I'll talk to the Giant Heads and try to persuade them into letting you join. But you should be prepared to pay out a for more thousand dollars to each of those fellows, and with the nature of our church I'm not sure how many Giant Heads will be willing to let you join for less that $10000 American.

 

[Domination]

Don't listen to them. Just gimme 100 SGD and I'll ask The Flying Spaghetti Monster to put in a good word all two. And you may get a high rank!!

 

[Cablephish]

I liked that 3rd option best, what's 100 SGD in CAD?

 

[tj_cool]

100 Singapore dollars = 76.9883602 Canadian dollars

 

[Cablephish]

100 Singapore dollars = 76.9883602 Canadian dollars

@Domination: You've got yourself a DEAL sir!

Where do I go for the auditing?

 

[Golfman560]

Does the 100SGD count as a tax write off? Because I'd love to find someplace where I convert my USD to SGD

 

[Domination]

As long as you can find where the Flying Sphagettti Monster resides then you can get the recommendation letter. But I had a hard time finding the wormhole in my toilet bowl. Give the money to TFSM he loves eating SGD.

 

[mucus]

forget that
i'm the church of scientology's illusive non-exact representitive.
please, forward whatever amount of funding you feel necessary.



hold it





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[Domination]

You want to spoil your relationship with us? The kin of the Almighty and Omnipotent? The Flying Sphagetti Monster?