I touched boobies by accident

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  1. smileyhead
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    It was wonderful. :creep:

    Backstory: I was on a crowded bus, in front of a ~20 year old woman. And the bus suddenly stopped. :creep:
     
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    Your mom's were great :creep:
     
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    when i was in a bus, once, i was so frustrated that a bunch of girls were basically pushing me against the walls and didn't give me any personal space..
    i just put my hand down in a "good position" while the bus was turning in the corners, or in bumpy areas the girl bumped in me, my hand was constantly touching her ass...
    a woman on the other side saw what i was basically doing, she looked at me with a disgust face, well. i stared at her eyes for a while to assert my dominance.
    i mean, i just wanted some personal space, the girls basically were crushing me, i was not enjoying it, so i took some revenge
     
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    Best story I've heard today. :creep:
     
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    You make me jealous.
     
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    It was only for a second, though. :(

    Also, edited OP if anyone's curious of the backstory.
     
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    But you still lucky. I can holding girl hand only....
     
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    I can't even do that normally.
    No one likes me. *sheds tear*

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    ...well, girls, at least.
     
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    ..... I understand how you feeling.:cry: But this thread will make girl scare or hate you more. :ohnoes:
     
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    You could always have a guy who likes you put on inflatable boobs
    [​IMG]
     
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    Probably not.
    I've put my real name up here several times, but no one I know in person knows my 'Temp name. (Well, except one person, but he's also a 'Temper anyway.)
     
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    :rofl2: dude you can't flirt girl like this. Oh ya dude, I already flirt 3 girl in here and I only got 1in here.. :(

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    Oh ya I remember it's being banned in my country for this episode.
     
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    What makes me laugh is the fact that James has the biggest cup size.
     
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    did you stared at her eyes not letting her go and asserted your dominance?
     
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    No, because my mother was standing next to me. *cries in Hungarian*
     
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    I've done the same a few times accidentally
    Simply because I'm very clumsy and tend to trip "gracefully" often while our band moves as a congested crowd. *shouts because falling* *girl in front of me turns around*
     
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    so, bump into your mom, grab her boobs, look her in the eyes, whisper: who's the daddy now
     
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  19. Ricken

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    Shibuya, The small one from Vegas
    Just take 10 seconds
    and imagine doing that to your mother
     
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    that would really be super hyper awkward, since she is buried at the cemitery :'(
     
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