I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter

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  1. Tomato Hentai
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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     


  2. JoostinOnline

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    Or if I disagree with anything you say. ;)
     
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  4. ComeTurismO

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    I support you, Apache. It takes a lot to come out of the Airfield, and kudos to you!
     
  5. Tomato Hentai
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    I have another one of these.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Bruh you can do that as a human too. I tested it.
     
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    You have to throw it on them though.
     
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    in the illuminati headquar—I have said too much!
    Nah I drop them.
     
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    Just don't drop the soap ;)
     
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    oh you into apache shit? :)
     
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    I identify as a Demon Cat here

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    I'm sexually identified as a Caitlyn... You know what? Nvm....
     
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  17. ComeTurismO

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    I thought you were female? :P
     
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  20. ComeTurismO

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    Apache, (@Tomato Hentai) IF ANYONE discriminates you for your gender or if anyone harasses you--please do one thing. ATTACK. USE THEM BULLETS
     
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